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I cried after long time!

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by LJ Junior, Mar 28, 2016.

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  1. LJ Junior

    LJ Junior Regular Member

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    My boyyyyyyysssssss...

    I have a little pain in my heart, today..
    No shit plz, I want to get to the point..

    Met my school friend, this after noon..
    Not a casual friend, this dickhead is my best buddy for almost 12+ years
    so below image defines, how well we know each other

    MyFriend.jpg

    Of-course, My face is photogenic so I'm at the center..
    So, after meeting him this afternoon.. the talk continued till evening..
    This kid was daring and dashing at school and I always used to say him, " Motherfucker, your life is gonna be a thug life"

    But to my surprise, just before leaving him his evening..

    He stared crying...

    I asked, " what happen?"

    The reason he said was horrifying... :( :(

    I was drunk but shared a real story but you people went crazy.. Let me write down the rest of it!!!!

    UPDATED!

    The Horrifying Reason..


    So, like I said, this guy is smart & athletic..
    During his graduation, he dated a girl for almost 4 years..Both had good understand and lived together without commitment.
    Sounds great? Well it was fuck'n amazing..

    After graduation, they stood on their terms and moved out..
    So everything was cool at this point of time..

    After approx.. 1.5 year, this guy fell in love with this amazing girl at his work place. Not exactly the same company but she works in the same building. He first met her at some common dinning hall. Well, he approached her and talked to her and even proposed her.
    She said YES after a week (very recently) or so..

    Everything was cool..
    Then the shit happened..

    That college girl flew to his place and this dump mutherfucker took her to his office and introduced her to his love girl..
    WTF?Well, I must say this guy is serious about his love and has no intentions of cheating but why would he introduce his college girl?
    He, however already said his college mate that he is in love and also warned her, not to talk about college shit..

    So, after introducing her..
    All 3 (Guy, Love Girl, College Girl) were having a chill talk and then...... the college girl started revealing some weird stuff about the guy and love girl is in treat..
    But this college girl, out of the blue said the below line

    " I liked everything about him but it's hard to give him a blowjob with that uncircumcised penis"
    WTF?????????????????????????????? Well college girl tried to cover it up but that didn't go that good..

    I know it is not a big deal but this guy is committed to his love girl by saying that he never kissed or loved anyone bla bla..
    And other thing is, both the guy and love girl are of same religion.. and the girl is pretty aware that it is rare that a guy stays uncircumcised ( in their religion)..

    Current Situation..

    They are still in love but it's matter of time before she gets into his pants..
    Once she realize that he had a uncircumcised penis, Boom! Don't know what's gonna happen..
    Love girl already started bitching the college girl.. you know how girls shit work!

    He cried because he don't want to break-up with her...
    I heard about people crying about love, breakup shit but witnessed it for the first time..
    People really get too emotional.. Well I too felt little pain because I was boozed yest evening..

    Strong guy turned into a baby.. Fuck it. Fuck Love too!

    You know, how crazy he is about her love girl?
    He wants to get circumcised.. WTF??????????????
    Girl is sensitive not bold..

    Do you guys have any advise that I can share with him?
     
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  2. MillionaireTed

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    Lol...... Lol!!
     
  3. LJ Junior

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    Don't laugh at my misery :(
     
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    You will not believe what happened next...
     
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  5. LJ Junior

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    ya, you're right!
    It was unbelievable :(
     
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    Well that sucks man, hopefully you can get over it soon.
     
  7. Koenza

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    What was the reason? Dont keep us guessing!!
     
  8. LJ Junior

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    Condolence, Accepted :)
     
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    how much for the rest of the book?
     
  10. LJ Junior

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    Little love.....:(
     
  11. Ste Fishkin

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    This is like a pewep thread, but instead of leaving like WTF is wrong with him, I'm like why the fuck did I read that shit.
     
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  12. LJ Junior

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    Only people experienced extreme pain will understand my extreme pain :(
     
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    And are you going to tell us what happened next?
     
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    Did he come out the closet?

    I cried when my mate come out the closet. I kept saying no mate no mate don't do it. I tried my hardest to pull him back in.
     
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  15. LJ Junior

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    Bro, do you really wanna know how his dick made his life miserable? :(

    Ya, it is his dick that changed him from "thug life" to "thuss life".. ( "thuss" is a my regional language word which means " life that is not worth living" )
     
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  16. LJ Junior

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    He did..............
     
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    Yes, yes I want, it will be an interesting story.
     
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    do we really care?
     
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    So, tell us OP, how does his jizz tastes like?
     
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    Why is everybody trying (yes, trying) to be funny these days?
     
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