My dick. Your dick.

[virus_1720]

My dick is a steel pole,
Ramming your momma's hole.

Your dick looks a deflated balloon,
Its like a butterfly DEAD in its cocoon

 

[sandycat]

my DICK --> An Anaconda
your DICK --> Broke Down Honda

 

[Wikolia]

Why has Jakeumms been banned?

Everyone seems to be getting banned lately

 

[AffGuy08]

I have a dick..
You don't have a dick..
LOL!

 

[jakeumms]

Why has Jakeumms been banned?

Everyone seems to be getting banned lately

Someone's going around and giving out 1 day bans, pretty gay but there's nothing I can really do about.

VIVA LA THREAD. It has lived on...

Anyways, I'm back.

 

[pavondunbar]

ROFLMAO!!!

Lemme try one...

Umm...OK...

My dick is heavy and strong
It has an Asian name--say hello to Hung Long

Your dick is like that handicapped man on the blue sign
Limp--can't get it up--time after time.

pavondunbar

 

[Wikolia]

Someone's going around and giving out 1 day bans...

Anyways, I'm back.

Obviously not for long, your banned again!! lol
I don't know what you keep doing mate to annoy the admins/mods

lol @ pavondunbar

 

[AffGuy08]

I have a bhw dick
You have a DP dick!

 

[Steeky]

LOL, I thought this was about that song. Movie and soundtrack was great. I love the Harold and Kumar series

 

[antsaoo]

DS. We are the Best in the business.
PS. We got dicks like jesus ;P

Fun track, one of the best movies all time lol

 

[Sanitarium]

ROFLMAO!!!

Lemme try one...

Umm...OK...

My dick is heavy and strong
It has an Asian name--say hello to Hung Long

Your dick is like that handicapped man on the blue sign
Limp--can't get it up--time after time.

pavondunbar

You either write poetry or rap.

 

[pavondunbar]

My dick is heavy
It must weigh a ton
Your dick...wait...
Do you even have one?

I thought not
Dick ridin faggot
You're fuckin stupid and lame
Just like Bob Saget

My dick curls up in yo girl
It is so long
I could wrap the damn world
With my amazing schlong

I'm not worried about you
Cause you a lil hoe
I'm da man fuckin yo girl
Don't say I told you so

You may ask
Duhh, why is that?
Cause I do shit on da slick
Fuck doin things white hat

My dick is like money
Makin da world go round
Your dick is like a plague on women
Making the girls run outta town

Whatever you say about your dick, son
I could give a lovely fuck
You can open your mouth WIDE
And suck on DEEZ NUTTS

The end...

LOL...

pavondunbar

 

[Moneymaka]

My dick your dick
Not my fault yours looks like a matchstick
How do i know?
Well your girl told me so

 

[efil4zaggin]

my dick goes like a fuckin jackhammer
your dick got fondled in the slammer