What the hell is SEO?

[arcticblade2109]

hello guys,

my name is ali and i know this might seem noobish but oh well.
i have a blog and say basically i want to drive traffic to it i understand i need to rank it and put "SEO friendly" articles on it.

a lot of these words such as seo, backlinks, PR6 and all this other stuff i dont know what they are, could somebody explain to me what the hell they are?

 

[sam.hunt0710]

SEO is dead its nothing .

 

[arcticblade2109]

care to explain?

 

[mickyfu]

Have you ever considered searching around for your answers? Instead of asking the most basic questions and expecting someone to waste their time answering them?

 

[Nut-Nights]

Its kind of porn. Google is bitch and we are fuckers.

 

[arcticblade2109]

well considering i have been a member for a year, dont you think i would have done that but i found no answers

 

[Nut-Nights]

well considering i have been a member for a year, dont you think i would have done that but i found no answers

you need a doctor.

 

[mickyfu]

well considering i have been a member for a year, dont you think i would have done that but i found no answers

Took me all of a split second http://lmgtfy.com/?q=what+is+seo

Edit: Pretty sure this is a weak attempt at a troll thread.

 

[Seven4]

How about type what is seo in google?
Or what are backlinks?

It's okay to ask questions, but you are literally asking the most basic things

 

[srb888]

SEO = Spam Emails Optimization

 

[arcticblade2109]

i worded it wrong, what i mean to ask is how on earth do i actually create backlinks? do i spam on youtube comments or some shit like that?

 

[blackmint]

i worded it wrong, what i mean to ask is how on earth do i actually create backlinks? do i spam on youtube comments or some shit like that?

Don't create backlinks on earth.
Better Create them on Mars.

 

[djw1606]

First of all, google those terms you do not understand.

Then come back on here and spend a couple of weeks reading a bunch of threads to find out how to promote your blog.

 

[srb888]

hello guys,
...
a lot of these words such as seo, backlinks, PR6 and all this other stuff i dont know what they are, could somebody explain to me what the hell they are?

I guess you haven't heard the name GOOGLE either...

 

[Wilson Grant Fisk]

well considering i have been a member for a year, dont you think i would have done that but i found no answers

That is a ridiculous answer for somebody that has been a member for over 12 months. Black Hat World is a Black Hat SEO Forum.

 

[nsinalis11]

SEO is that if you put it in your blog you don't allowd anybody see it!!

 

[tony_d]

Have you ever considered searching around for your answers?

This is solid life advice, folks...

 

[cottonwolf]

from http://google.com/support/gay-webmaster-questions:

SEO is:

Search
Engage
Obliterate

 

[bartosimpsonio]

SEO, or Sex Enhancing Orifice, is a method of auto erotic stimulation which has great focus in the hole and not the mole as the farmer takes a wife and the barber takes a pole. We're in this together and ever. Bam.

 

[syntaxed]

Oh no. You're way too late in the game. Just find anything else. Good luck.