[EXPLICIT!]Celibacy has some unexpected nutty consequences if you're not careful

Thats a job for an expert pewep.
Just ask a hoe to suck ir off from you and it will be gone bro. ;)
 
Yeah, dude. A man without his balls would still be something, but imagine: balls without a man?! Unimaginable! And anyway, it could be due to fungus, or it may be anything under the sky! Let the experts handle it!
 
Thats a job for an expert pewep.
Just ask a hoe to suck ir off from you and it will be gone bro. ;)

I can't dude :D. I need to conserve my sexual energy to help with my spiritual and mental liberation. Also I hate objectifying women so much, I want to treat them like people not constantly rate them on a scale of bang but I wont tell and hell fucking heah all the time. Not that being on a steak helps...at all. I'm turning into a butt-werewolf. Makes my goddamn brain hot.
 
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I can't dude :D. I need to conserve my sexual energy to help with my spiritual and mental liberation. Also I hate objectifying women so much, I want to treat them like people not constantly rate them on a scale of bang but I wont tell and hell fucking heah all the time. Not that being on a steak helps...at all. I'm turning into a butt-werewolf.

I know bro, it was a joke :p
I wanted to try this but man its really hard haha
 
I know bro, it was a joke :p
I wanted to try this but man its really hard haha

"Hard" huh? It's okay with rock-like resolution, anything is possible.

Testicles.
 
Go. Go.. Go... They are this way because you didn't cared for them when they needed you the most. Think what if they go on strike when you need them the most? This is serious and you must see a good doctor immediately, not after a week. Those things can become very nasty if you don't care for them... you can't even put them on an Ignore List and forget about their nuisance value, you see. See it? Go N.O.W.


They have been with you since you were in the womb... Your no-fap resolution came 26 years later. So who is more important ATM?
 
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Go. Go.. Go... They are this way because you didn't cared for them when they needed you the most. Think what if they go on strike when you need them the most? This is serious and you must see a good doctor immediately, not after a week. Those things can become very nasty if you don't care for them... you can't even put them on an Ignore List and forget about their nuisance value, you see. See it? Go N.O.W.

They don't call me the ball...errr.. union buster for nothing. Let 'em go on strike and see what happens.

Dude I'm 26, there's NO WAY I have nut cancer. Plus I felt for lumps - zip, nada, zilch. That's how you do it, right?
 
OK... Some might call it famous last words... It could be hydrocele. Only a little tapping and a battery light would confirm. Can you try it? Better if a doc does it... Not life threatening, immediately I.e., but it may be a huge embarrassment for a ball- buster expert going with a huge bulge on a bus... Get a trolley at least before it gets too heavy in the legs. Seen those ads in the subway? It's only 10am, and the weight is already killing? Something similar.... Ok, get going anyway. Best luck!


P.s.
No one is suggesting nut cancer... Don't even think about it. Age has got nothing to do with that condition anyway. And it takes many tests to come to any conclusion. And, that's still not the end you see. As I said, don't neglect the condition, whatever the cause, diagnosis, or prognosis.
 
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Just jerk off or get a hooker, nofap is the biggest bunch of bullshit out there.

Not really, there is a bunch of evidence that pornography and masturbation is seriously detrimental to the masculine essence.
 
It must be something else I think.... Have you tried wearing loose clothes? underwear maybe too tight for your balls and they start itching? :D
 
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Sounds like a real witch is casting spell on your balls.
 
Never had that problem and don't want to. To each his own I guess, I could not do it! thats why I got married. lol :D
 
What on earth they could be contemplating is beyond my comprehension, however it appears that they simply won't stop itching. And no I don't have any infections or anything. This only happens when I go on a streak for multiple days/weeks. Super, super annoying and actually interrupts my sleep. I used to think that it's because as my reservoirs filled up, they stretched the nut-skin as they juiced up, causing the nerves to feel kinda weird - and they piss me off as revenge.

I don't wanna blow my chance. I don't wanna blow anything actually. I hate losing the little energy I've built up - especially since I have to wait a full 72 hours before starting meditation again. Has anyone ever experienced anything like this?
This will be you in a week:
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It's caused by a build up of dead sperm in the testes + increased nerve sensitivity. Semen consists of water, potassium, zinc, fructose, citric acid, sperm etc. Basically a lot of electrolytes that run through and around a large series of nerves (with the concentration at the tip of the penis).

When you don't jerk off, these sperm die and become carcinogenic. Which some scientists say increases your risk of prostate cancer.

But the itchiness itself, I can more than likely guarantee it's increased nerve sensitivity in your balls. The electrolyte concentration in the testes increase. This creates more intense electrical impulses. It's your bodies way of saying, "there's a bunch of dead sperm in your testes dude, and whether your jerk off or not we WILL shed that shit tonight while you're sleeping".

A lot of dudes do this no fap thing not for will power or spiritual reasons, but out of anger. Its their way of rebelling against a biology that is designed to torture them if they're not getting laid. When a man goes for xx amount of years not having sex with a woman .... and just jerking off.... he starts to think of really stupid shit. He starts to get mad. He sees his dick as worthless. Which from an evolutionary stand point, your dick is worthless if you can't get laid. When every girl you meet and greet then go off talking about insane things like psionic powers, your reproduction value falls flat on its face.

I'm sure there are dudes on here who have noticed this pattern. Cause I've seen it my whole life. Every guy whos ever told me he's gonna stop fappn.... is either a closet virgin or just really bad with women. Guys who are good with women and have access to women, don't go on no fap binges. Unless they are celebs with sex addictions and we can immediately scratch that off the list.

The way it works is like this:

1) Man can't get laid or hasn't gotten laid in a loooong time.
2) Man spends year after year masturbating to porn and very little time with an actual woman.
3) Man gets mad and ashamed (rightfully so) cause he's psychologically castrated himself. His dick may be good for watching porn, but it's worthless for real women.
4) Man subconsciously gets mad at his own biology and low reproduction value, and consciously gets mad at himself. It's a complete misprojection of anger.
5) Man creates conspiracy that if he can stop fappn, that will give him an excuse to keep not getting laid. I call this the "dry dick justification".
6) Man wakes up 1 random night with semen in his pants.
7) Man realizes he can't control his biology anymore than he can stop shitting. So he goes back to jerking off since it's more pleasurable than wetting your sheets.

-BB
 
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It's caused by a build up of dead sperm in the testes + increased nerve sensitivity. Semen consists of water, potassium, zinc, fructose, citric acid, sperm etc. Basically a lot of electrolytes that run through and around a large series of nerves (with the concentration at the tip of the penis).

When you don't jerk off, these sperm die and become carcinogenic. Which some scientists say increases your risk of prostate cancer.

But the itchiness itself, I can more than likely guarantee it's increased nerve sensitivity in your balls. The electrolyte concentration in the testes increase. This creates more intense electrical impulses. It's your bodies way of saying, "there's a bunch of dead sperm in your testes dude, and whether your jerk off or not we WILL shed that shit tonight while you're sleeping".

A lot of dudes do this no fap thing not for will power or spiritual reasons, but out of anger. Its their way of rebelling against a biology that is designed to torture them if they're not getting laid. When a man goes for xx amount of years not having sex with a woman .... and just jerking off.... he starts to think of really stupid shit. He starts to get mad. He sees his dick as worthless. Which from an evolutionary stand point, your dick is worthless if you can't get laid. When every girl you meet and greet then go off talking about insane things like psionic powers, your reproduction value falls flat on its face.

I'm sure there are dudes on here who have noticed this pattern. Cause I've seen it my whole life. Every guy whos ever told me he's gonna stop fappn.... is either a closet virgin or just really bad with women. Guys who are good with women and have access to women, don't go on no fap binges. Unless they are celebs with sex addictions and we can immediately scratch that off the list.

The way it works is like this:

1) Man can't get laid or hasn't gotten laid in a loooong time.
2) Man spends year after year masturbating to porn and very little time with an actual woman.
3) Man gets mad and ashamed (rightfully so) cause he's psychologically castrated himself. His dick may be good for watching porn, but it's worthless for real women.
4) Man subconsciously gets mad at his own biology and low reproduction value, and consciously gets mad at himself. It's a complete misprojection of anger.
5) Man creates conspiracy that if he can stop fappn, that will give him an excuse to keep not getting laid. I call this the "dry dick justification".
6) Man wakes up 1 random night with semen in his pants.
7) Man realizes he can't control his biology anymore than he can stop shitting. So he goes back to jerking off since it's more pleasurable than wetting your sheets.

-BB

100% Agree. Nofap is dangerous on the long term. You have to get that out at some point.

Beside that, you should go freeze your sperm now and get a chemical castration if you're serious about it.
 
Would be easier to say that the root chakra is going kaput and is now showing displeasure... But it will be equally hard, if not impossible, to convince. Let's have a true feedback every weekend to learn about how bad it's becumming :)sorry for the smiley:)
 
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