[EXPLICIT!]Celibacy has some unexpected nutty consequences if you're not careful

So I have taken a vow of celibacy for the remainder of my natural life. I will not jack off or have sex ever again (EXCEPT in the strict case of creating offspring, that's it - 1 shoot per kid). Not that it'll be hard lol, I make Steve Buscemi look like Brad Pitt. I'm doing this willingly for spiritual reasons, however, I noticed something really weird. Been on a nofap, etc... streak and I noticed that after a while, my nuts get super-itchy. I wash myself frequently (multiple times a day) but my nads are relentlessly agitated.

Here I am sitting in my underwear and my balls look like an infant's brain deep in thought - bulging veins and everything. What on earth they could be contemplating is beyond my comprehension, however it appears that they simply won't stop itching. And no I don't have any infections or anything. This only happens when I go on a streak for multiple days/weeks. Super, super annoying and actually interrupts my sleep. I used to think that it's because as my reservoirs filled up, they stretched the nut-skin as they juiced up, causing the nerves to feel kinda weird - and they piss me off as revenge.

I don't wanna blow my chance. I don't wanna blow anything actually. I hate losing the little energy I've built up - especially since I have to wait a full 72 hours before starting meditation again. Has anyone ever experienced anything like this?

I've been doing nofap for a month now and a few weeks in I experienced something like that, it goes away after a bit, its called blue balls

inbefore the weird photos but seriously maybe you have inverse psoriasis?

SocialCreativeOnline said:

I've been doing nofap for a month now and a few weeks in I experienced something like that, it goes away after a bit, its called blue balls

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Oh damn really? Huh! I always wondered what blue balls were. I never got it, probably since I've been...err.."stress free" since I was 12.

Mrnewbie said:

inbefore the weird photos but seriously maybe you have inverse psoriasis?

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What the fuck is that?

If your balls are itching it means you need to take a shower. It is science

SkyrocketSEO said:

If your balls are itching it means you need to take a shower. It is science

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I did that - 4 times in a day. I'm also trying to work out daily, and I wash before AND after I go to the gym.

Go to a doctor before it is too late...

srb888 said:

Go to a doctor before it is too late...

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Go to a doctor and say what??

Pew: Hey doc, my nuts itch - side note, it's because I'm no longer jacking off or having sex.
Doctor: You have bigger problems than I can handle son, here's a viagra.

He will know what to do... He has his own set of angels to guide him.

pewep said:

Go to a doctor and say what??

Pew: Hey doc, my nuts itch - side note, it's because I'm no longer jacking off or having sex.
Doctor: You have bigger problems than I can handle son, here's a viagra.

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Yea why not, i am pretty sure they don't care and have met ton of worse cases.

It was about time for a new thread...

This isn't a big deal. I'm sure billions of men have gone through the same thing on a dry streak. It'll pass eventually I hope.

At the most, he might advice you to get them out. Better them than the whole life. It's not advisable to hang on to it for too long, and without proper medical checkup.

I cant stop laughing

srb888 said:

At the most, he might advice you to get them out. Better them than the whole life. It's not advisable to hang on to it for too long, and without proper medical checkup.

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It is soooo annoying talking to you when you're on my ignore list, I have to keep removing you and adding you back again. Truce ffs?

Hey, a colleague of mine used to have a very similar itch. He ignored it until it was too late. Last month, he died of testicular cancer. Get it checked before it is too late.

peepin2me said:

Hey, a colleague of mine used to have a very similar itch. He ignored it until it was too late. Last month, he died of testicular cancer. Get it checked before it is too late.

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Ya'll are fucking with me now. I'm not an idiot.

I'm serious this time, dude. Not even putting any Smileys... You may ignore me till doomsday, but don't you ignore that condition... It may scale up dangerously, and then none of our words may matter.


Praying for you at 04:15am, may be I got up early and came to this thread in time to warn you, and in the most friendly n caring way. Go get a checkup... No harm in doing that. Do you think any other advice would help?

And we can carry on with our battles later too. Now run and get it out of your system... Whatever is bothering those twins, i.e.

I don't get it. As a sex addict, how do you can control yourself like that? :|

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I'm serious this time, dude. Not even putting any Smileys... You may ignore me till doomsday, but don't you ignore that condition... It may scale up dangerously, and then none of our words may matter.


Praying for you at 04:15am, may be I got up early and came to this thread in time to warn you, and in the most friendly n caring way. Go get a checkup... No harm in doing that. Do you think any other advice would help?

And we can carry on with our battles later too. Now run and get it out of your system... Whatever is bothering those twins, i.e.

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I can't believe I'm gonna do this - I'm fucking 26 for christ sake. FINE I'll get tweedlee and tweedledumbass (the little twin) checked out this week.

ambushiv11 said:

I don't get it. As a sex addict, how do you can control yourself like that? :|

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I'm still trying to figure that part out. As a note, your testosterone SPIKES HARD after 7 days.