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- Dec 23, 2013
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I never thought MLM would reach me in the physical world, it's always been an online thing when I'm pitched with it by peeps pretending they're doing me a kind favour. But this morning I got a call from an old uni friend (who was really cool) saying it's been ages and she'd love to catch up, in fact she's doing a small presentation about herself in my town tonight so maybe I could come along and we can catch up then.
Sounds good.
I thought she was going to talk about her personal self-improvement journey like she implied on the phone. And she did.... kind of.
She began speaking about how she felt lost in her no hope job after finishing uni, thinking there must be more to life... But then she got weird...
MLM weird.
She found Arbonne International (woo), and now she sees ways of generating income without the 9-5 grind and providing herself & her loved ones a nice brighter future blah blah blah blah blah YOU KNOW THE REST.
I've had online friends pitch me MLM before, also speaking in weird MLM language, losing any 'realness' of how friends talk to each other "I cannot NOT tell you about this incredible opportunity!". Fine, they got dumped/blocked. But now it's reached me in the physical world right here in little old Richmond upon Thames. It's like the last safe haven has been broken! She was giving me a pretty hard sell too.
Money makes people and even friends turn really weird! MLM is a cult I tell you, cult!
#Another one bites the dust, another one bites the dust, and another one bites, another one bites, another one bites the dust!#
Sounds good.
I thought she was going to talk about her personal self-improvement journey like she implied on the phone. And she did.... kind of.
She began speaking about how she felt lost in her no hope job after finishing uni, thinking there must be more to life... But then she got weird...
MLM weird.
She found Arbonne International (woo), and now she sees ways of generating income without the 9-5 grind and providing herself & her loved ones a nice brighter future blah blah blah blah blah YOU KNOW THE REST.
I've had online friends pitch me MLM before, also speaking in weird MLM language, losing any 'realness' of how friends talk to each other "I cannot NOT tell you about this incredible opportunity!". Fine, they got dumped/blocked. But now it's reached me in the physical world right here in little old Richmond upon Thames. It's like the last safe haven has been broken! She was giving me a pretty hard sell too.
Money makes people and even friends turn really weird! MLM is a cult I tell you, cult!
#Another one bites the dust, another one bites the dust, and another one bites, another one bites, another one bites the dust!#