My ******** Diary

[the_wildcard]

Well I started helping affiliate 4 days ago I believe, I made my landing page today and wrote one article.

Then I found myself doing nothing, wrote another. Then told myself I needed to write one more, and ended up writing two more. I wrote the second one to time myself and see how long it took to write the article.

It took 9 minutes, but i jacked around, and it let the stopwatch thing go to 13 minutes. I shall write a 250-300 word article in 3 minutes, that way I can do 20 an hour. lol

Anyway, still a basic author and probably going to end up using up all my submissions tonight, but i'll email them to upgrade me. They will cuz my articles are the shit, I don't even have to spell check them, i'm a dictionary.

Enough being modest, this is my fucking diary thread where you'll see my inevitable success with article marketing.

P.S. About to start using it for my free keyword checker too, I think i'm on to something thisoldhat

 

[Jcsarokin]

Huh......?

 

[noob411]

LOL this is your inner voice telling you good job, best thing to do though is get a voice recorder so you can hear the sound of your own voice.....you know you like it.

 

[the_wildcard]

Huh......?

This is me talking to myself about me being productive, but actually being counter productive by using energy to write it down on blackhatworld.

I know you'll understand, lol.

P.S. I wish I could thank myself, kind of like i click "like" on everything on facebook.

P.P.S I'm very random right now for unknown reasons.

P.P.P.S lol, how many postscripts can i write, and I do like the sound of my own voice, I think I will record it, then hack into my former high schools intercom, and play it over the speakers. Thanks for all the help

 

[the_wildcard]

i'm a beast, just cranked out another one

Don't be lazy guys, go for it all the way, don't half ass it

*quick productivity tip*

depending on your typing speed, thinking speed, and whether or not you can write articles good go to:

http://www.online-stopwatch.com/

Select countdown, and put it on 8 minutes, watch yourself find a way to get it done that quick

P.S. I just did another, and barely beat the clock

 

[gun-shy315]

Huh......?

Exactly. I'm not sure if I should wish you luck with your Article Marketing or battling your inner demons. Anyhow, let us know how both campaigns go

 

[the_wildcard]

Exactly. I'm not sure if I should wish you luck with your Article Marketing or battling your inner demons. Anyhow, let us know how both campaigns go

Maybe a bit of both

No, I don't have that many time demons anymore but there is always room for improvement. You can never be too productive, lol. A lot of people think you need to take a break, but why take a break from trying to achieve your ultimate life? I'll let you know!

Great start, Cory.

I personally use CoolTimer, but I use it for everything, not just article writing. I like to give myself 2-3 hours per task. Somehow makes me work faster.

Yeah that was something that I picked up from sipmleology, and it really pays off to see how time is ticking. About cooltimer, it looks cool

I'm using ubuntu, otherwise I would give it a try. Also I submitted 7 articles today in less than 1 hour and 30 minutes of work. I already had three, so I'm gonna see if I get upgraded to platinum!

Edit: I'm done, now I can't submit any more articles

/me is off to look for other free ways to make cash on BHW

 

[the_wildcard]

Maybe a bit of both

No, I don't have that many time demons anymore but there is always room for improvement. You can never be too productive, lol. A lot of people think you need to take a break, but why take a break from trying to achieve your ultimate life? I'll let you know!



Yeah that was something that I picked up from sipmleology, and it really pays off to see how time is ticking. About cooltimer, it looks cool

I'm using ubuntu, otherwise I would give it a try. Also I submitted 7 articles today in less than 1 hour and 30 minutes of work. I already had three, so I'm gonna see if I get upgraded to platinum!

Edit: I'm done, now I can't submit any more articles

/me is off to look for other free ways to make cash on BHW

Just thought i'd add, if I nab all of these keywords i'm targeting for my 7 articles I'll be getting around:

8500 UV's a month

Yep, you read that right.. and they're all less than 15k competition, keyword research is my specialty

 

[the_wildcard]

Just waiting for my articles to get approved at this point, then its all smooth sailing once I hit platinum

 

[coxistence]

I got platinum status after submitting my first article. Is that normal? =P

 

[the_wildcard]

I got platinum status after submitting my first article. Is that normal? =P

I've never heard of it, maybe you've got friends on the inside... or your lying.. lol

and have very good advertising tactics

 

[the_wildcard]

Well all of my articles got accepted, and got a combined total of 10 hits to my squidoo lens thus far.

Results minimal from my initial 7 articles. Today is a programming learning day for me, i'm delving into the depths of perl and LWP (like curl for PHP).

Tomorrow I'll be cranking out 20 articles for this same niche

None of those articles got ranks btw, I think its due to my keyword density not being high enough so I'm gonna fix that

 

[the_wildcard]

Alrighty, been busy programming but I submitted 3 articles for my actual website (my keyword checker) and hoping I can bring in a bit of traffic with those.

I'm about to write 5 more articles for my helping affiliate thing

 

[coxistence]

My bad, it wasn't platinum. Was expert, which apparently everyone gets after their first article submit. Good job, btw and keep it up.