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My **************** Diary

Discussion in 'Black Hat SEO' started by the_wildcard, May 10, 2009.

  1. the_wildcard

    the_wildcard BANNED BANNED

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    Well I started helping affiliate 4 days ago I believe, I made my landing page today and wrote one article.

    Then I found myself doing nothing, wrote another. Then told myself I needed to write one more, and ended up writing two more. I wrote the second one to time myself and see how long it took to write the article.

    It took 9 minutes, but i jacked around, and it let the stopwatch thing go to 13 minutes. I shall write a 250-300 word article in 3 minutes, that way I can do 20 an hour. lol

    Anyway, still a basic author and probably going to end up using up all my submissions tonight, but i'll email them to upgrade me. They will cuz my articles are the shit, I don't even have to spell check them, i'm a dictionary.

    Enough being modest, this is my fucking diary thread where you'll see my inevitable success with article marketing.

    P.S. About to start using it for my free keyword checker too, I think i'm on to something thisoldhat :)
     
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    Jcsarokin Power Member

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    Huh......?
     
  3. noob411

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    LOL this is your inner voice telling you good job, best thing to do though is get a voice recorder so you can hear the sound of your own voice.....you know you like it.
     
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  4. the_wildcard

    the_wildcard BANNED BANNED

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    This is me talking to myself about me being productive, but actually being counter productive by using energy to write it down on blackhatworld.

    I know you'll understand, lol.

    P.S. I wish I could thank myself, kind of like i click "like" on everything on facebook.

    P.P.S I'm very random right now for unknown reasons.

    P.P.P.S lol, how many postscripts can i write, and I do like the sound of my own voice, I think I will record it, then hack into my former high schools intercom, and play it over the speakers. Thanks for all the help
     
  5. the_wildcard

    the_wildcard BANNED BANNED

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    i'm a beast, just cranked out another one :)

    Don't be lazy guys, go for it all the way, don't half ass it :D

    *quick productivity tip*

    depending on your typing speed, thinking speed, and whether or not you can write articles good go to:

    Code:
    http://www.online-stopwatch.com/
    Select countdown, and put it on 8 minutes, watch yourself find a way to get it done that quick :D

    P.S. I just did another, and barely beat the clock :D
     
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  6. gun-shy315

    gun-shy315 Regular Member Premium Member

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    Exactly. I'm not sure if I should wish you luck with your Article Marketing or battling your inner demons. Anyhow, let us know how both campaigns go :D
     
  7. the_wildcard

    the_wildcard BANNED BANNED

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    Maybe a bit of both :D

    No, I don't have that many time demons anymore but there is always room for improvement. You can never be too productive, lol. A lot of people think you need to take a break, but why take a break from trying to achieve your ultimate life? I'll let you know!

    Yeah that was something that I picked up from sipmleology, and it really pays off to see how time is ticking. About cooltimer, it looks cool :)

    I'm using ubuntu, otherwise I would give it a try. Also I submitted 7 articles today in less than 1 hour and 30 minutes of work. I already had three, so I'm gonna see if I get upgraded to platinum! :D

    Edit: I'm done, now I can't submit any more articles :(

    /me is off to look for other free ways to make cash on BHW :)
     
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  8. the_wildcard

    the_wildcard BANNED BANNED

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    Just thought i'd add, if I nab all of these keywords i'm targeting for my 7 articles I'll be getting around:

    8500 UV's a month :D

    Yep, you read that right.. and they're all less than 15k competition, keyword research is my specialty :)
     
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    the_wildcard BANNED BANNED

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    Just waiting for my articles to get approved at this point, then its all smooth sailing once I hit platinum :D
     
  10. coxistence

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    I got platinum status after submitting my first article. Is that normal? =P
     
  11. the_wildcard

    the_wildcard BANNED BANNED

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    I've never heard of it, maybe you've got friends on the inside... or your lying.. lol

    and have very good advertising tactics
     
  12. the_wildcard

    the_wildcard BANNED BANNED

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    Well all of my articles got accepted, and got a combined total of 10 hits to my squidoo lens thus far.

    Results minimal from my initial 7 articles. Today is a programming learning day for me, i'm delving into the depths of perl and LWP (like curl for PHP).

    Tomorrow I'll be cranking out 20 articles for this same niche :D

    None of those articles got ranks btw, I think its due to my keyword density not being high enough so I'm gonna fix that :D
     
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    the_wildcard BANNED BANNED

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    Alrighty, been busy programming but I submitted 3 articles for my actual website (my keyword checker) and hoping I can bring in a bit of traffic with those.

    I'm about to write 5 more articles for my helping affiliate thing :D
     
  14. coxistence

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    My bad, it wasn't platinum. :D Was expert, which apparently everyone gets after their first article submit. Good job, btw and keep it up. :)