Target Loves Me :)

[redrubies]

Awwwwwww. I love you too Target! Below is a beautiful email I received this morning where Target professed their love for me:

We have to advise you that our online shop has you order.

Pick it up in the store or in our online shop.

Follow this link now (link taken out by me) for the code.


Love Always,
Target.com

Edited to add: It's not really from Target. It's a spam email I received.

 

[Nut-Nights]

I also love you

 

[sashablack]

I don't get it

-Sasha

 

[Hawkster]

Buy your partner flowers more often

I don't get it

-Sasha

 

[BassTrackerBoats]

Dorothy and Target up in a tree...

 

[LostConnection]

Wish I had that kind of power as Target has when it comes to women melting to their emails. Last time I tried to conquer a woman's heart via email it ended in her unsubscribing from my email list and blocking my email address.

Though maybe I shouldn't have send her pictures of my crown jewels in their full glory, especially when the email went to all two members of the list, one being her mother.

But enough of my great adventures (should turn them into a book, though the new EU digital products sales VAT system sucks), nice to see you're getting love from some great people and companies RedRubies!

 

[redrubies]

Dorothy and Target up in a tree...

k-i-s-s-i-n-g .

 

[redrubies]

Wish I had that kind of power as Target has when it comes to women melting to their emails. Last time I tried to conquer a woman's heart via email it ended in her unsubscribing from my email list and blocking my email address.

Though maybe I shouldn't have send her pictures of my crown jewels in their full glory, especially when the email went to all two members of the list, one being her mother.

But enough of my great adventures (should turn them into a book, though the new EU digital products sales VAT system sucks), nice to see you're getting love from some great people and companies RedRubies!

It's spam lol I posted it because I thought the "love always" was funny.

 

[kypso]

Awwwwwww. I love you too Target! Below is a beautiful email I received this morning where Target professed their love for me:

We have to advise you that our online shop has you order.

Pick it up in the store or in our online shop.

Follow this link now (link taken out by me) for the code.


Love Always,
Target.com

What has your SO has to say about that?



K.

 

[LostConnection]

It's spam lol I posted it because I thought the "love always" was funny.

Oh..

Well at least you still have Nut-Nights!