LakeForest
Supreme Member
- Nov 11, 2009
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Did I read someone suggest shooting at the legs like this is Fallout and the intruder's a Deathclaw?
Dig a trench around your house, then fill it with water so that it looks like a mini moat.
Go got your local butchers and get a selection of animal bones and scatter them liberally around your garden.
Get a sign made up that says "Be aware of the Alligator"
Trust me, nobody will f#ck with you now.
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Hahaha, would that work in London?