LOL...Just The Head,Just For A Second To See How It Feels

[xbon869x]

What a fucking classic.Come on girl,can I just Rub my head on it for a second...I just want to see how it feels....Girls always fall for this....How many of you guys used this little diddy....I really doubt girls say,Come on,let me just slide it back and forth to see how it feels....lol

 

[tymillz]

? WTF ? Are u having an "I need some" moment ?

 

[aмillionaírе]

I think he's going through puberty. There's a special place for that.

 

[billrolls]

lol.wrong forum!

 

[xbon869x]

LOL......You guys crack me up....Havn't you guys ever heard of humor....You must be the people who only watch CNN.....But thats kool,you will get it one day.

 

[Sanitarium]

ode to your avatar: a girl is bound to cut your dick off acting like that, BITCH!

 

[platinvm]

The keyboard is going to be sticky tonight!

 

[xbon869x]

I doubt that......Just got laid by some new fresh trim around noon today.....It was soso

 

[Erik]

really? what was his name?

 

[positivenote]

really? what was his name?

Oh snap..he didnt see that one coming...haha

 

[omnipotentq]

Oh snap..he didnt see that one coming...haha

Dammit, you beat me to the punch. Oh well, I'll say it anyway.

OH SNAP!

 

[positivenote]

Dammit, you beat me to the punch. Oh well, I'll say it anyway.

OH SNAP!

I got another nickname..its called punchline...cguru:

 

[mnapper]

Hmm, need some tissue and some lube xbon???:wank::toilet13:

 

[Erik]

Damm! Banned. I was hoping for a reply to my zinger haha. Wonder who he pissed off.

 

[mnapper]

Too bad Erik! I'd have liked to see his reaction too lmao

 

[Sanitarium]

One way or another i think he did lose his virginity, via animal, male, female or hesheit - he was way too excited tonight.

 

[FreeTheTV]

Damm! Banned. I was hoping for a reply to my zinger haha. Wonder who he pissed off.

Everyone.

 

[The Scarlet Pimp]

Damm! Banned. I was hoping for a reply to my zinger haha. Wonder who he pissed off.

not banned now...

 

[bizcredit]

he is quoting a David Allan Coe song guys... obviously

Here is another for you all:

Fuckin in the butt
Fuckin in the butt
Fuckin in the butt

I'd like to fuck the shit out of you
I'd like to fuck the shit out of you
I'd like to fuck the shit out of you
I'd like to fuck the shit out of you

Hey please put my gland in your hand
Hey please put my gland in your hand
Hey please put my gland in your hand
Please put my gland in your hand

Baby won't you give me some head
Baby won't you give me some head
Baby won't you give me some head
Baby won't you give me some head

We like to eat lunch down at the Y
We like to eat luncu down at the Y
We like to eat lunch down at the Y
Why? Because we love you. Hi, my name's David, and these are my friends
It's been a pleasure doin this album for ya
We'd like to specially dedicate this album to all the members of the Mickey
Mouse Fan Club
And to you Mrs. Calabash, whereever you are.
And i'd like to fuck the shit out of you (fades to end of song).

 

[bizcredit]

And now for my encore:
Don't bite the dick that fucks you honey
You gotta learn to suck it funny
How those dicks taste all like rubber
Covered with goo
Some cums clear and some cums milky
Some cums thick and some cums silky
Don't bite the dick that fucks you honey
and it'll be good to you.

Momma be proud of your daughter
Think of all the things you taught her
Not to go into the water till she could swim
how to cook and how to sew
But there's other things you know

You should have taught her about sex
that it was not a sin
you should have said
don't bite the dick that fucks you honey
you gotta learn to suck it funny
how those dicks all taste like rubber
covered with goo
some cums clear and some cums milky
some cums thick and some cums silky
don't bit the dick that fucks you honey
and it'll be good to you

you should have taught her how to suck one
if you'da taught her how to fuck one
maybe she'd a never snuck one when you wasn't home
you could have taught her not to fight it
you could have taught her not to bite it
you could have taught her wrong from right
but you left her on her own

You should have said
don't bite the dick that fucks you honey
you gotta learn to suck it funny
how those dicks all taste like rubber
covered with goo
some cums clear and some cums milky
some cums thick and some cums silky
don't bite the dick that fucks you honey
and it'll be good to you

don't bite the dick that fucks you honey
you gotta learn to suck it funny
how those dicks all taste like rubber
covered in goo some cums clear and some cums milky
some cums thick and some cums silky
don't bite the dick that fucks you honey
and it'll be good to you