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LOL...Just The Head,Just For A Second To See How It Feels

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by xbon869x, Apr 18, 2009.

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  1. xbon869x

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    What a fucking classic.Come on girl,can I just Rub my head on it for a second...I just want to see how it feels....Girls always fall for this....How many of you guys used this little diddy....I really doubt girls say,Come on,let me just slide it back and forth to see how it feels....lol:D
     
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    ? WTF ? Are u having an "I need some" moment ?
     
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    I think he's going through puberty. There's a special place for that.
     
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    lol.wrong forum! :p
     
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    LOL......You guys crack me up....Havn't you guys ever heard of humor....You must be the people who only watch CNN.....But thats kool,you will get it one day.
     
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    ode to your avatar: a girl is bound to cut your dick off acting like that, BITCH!
     
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    The keyboard is going to be sticky tonight!
     
  8. xbon869x

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    I doubt that......Just got laid by some new fresh trim around noon today.....It was soso
     
  9. Erik

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    really? what was his name?
     
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    Oh snap..he didnt see that one coming...haha
     
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    Dammit, you beat me to the punch. Oh well, I'll say it anyway.

    OH SNAP!

    ;)
     
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    I got another nickname..its called punchline...:pcguru:
     
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    Hmm, need some tissue and some lube xbon???:wank::toilet13::p
     
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    Damm! Banned. I was hoping for a reply to my zinger haha. Wonder who he pissed off.
     
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    Too bad Erik! I'd have liked to see his reaction too lmao
     
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    One way or another i think he did lose his virginity, via animal, male, female or hesheit - he was way too excited tonight.
     
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    Everyone.
     
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    not banned now...:confused:
     
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    he is quoting a David Allan Coe song guys... obviously

    Here is another for you all:

    Fuckin in the butt
    Fuckin in the butt
    Fuckin in the butt

    I'd like to fuck the shit out of you
    I'd like to fuck the shit out of you
    I'd like to fuck the shit out of you
    I'd like to fuck the shit out of you

    Hey please put my gland in your hand
    Hey please put my gland in your hand
    Hey please put my gland in your hand
    Please put my gland in your hand

    Baby won't you give me some head
    Baby won't you give me some head
    Baby won't you give me some head
    Baby won't you give me some head

    We like to eat lunch down at the Y
    We like to eat luncu down at the Y
    We like to eat lunch down at the Y
    Why? Because we love you. Hi, my name's David, and these are my friends
    It's been a pleasure doin this album for ya
    We'd like to specially dedicate this album to all the members of the Mickey
    Mouse Fan Club
    And to you Mrs. Calabash, whereever you are.
    And i'd like to fuck the shit out of you (fades to end of song).
     
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    And now for my encore:
    Don't bite the dick that fucks you honey
    You gotta learn to suck it funny
    How those dicks taste all like rubber
    Covered with goo
    Some cums clear and some cums milky
    Some cums thick and some cums silky
    Don't bite the dick that fucks you honey
    and it'll be good to you.

    Momma be proud of your daughter
    Think of all the things you taught her
    Not to go into the water till she could swim
    how to cook and how to sew
    But there's other things you know

    You should have taught her about sex
    that it was not a sin
    you should have said
    don't bite the dick that fucks you honey
    you gotta learn to suck it funny
    how those dicks all taste like rubber
    covered with goo
    some cums clear and some cums milky
    some cums thick and some cums silky
    don't bit the dick that fucks you honey
    and it'll be good to you

    you should have taught her how to suck one
    if you'da taught her how to fuck one
    maybe she'd a never snuck one when you wasn't home
    you could have taught her not to fight it
    you could have taught her not to bite it
    you could have taught her wrong from right
    but you left her on her own

    You should have said
    don't bite the dick that fucks you honey
    you gotta learn to suck it funny
    how those dicks all taste like rubber
    covered with goo
    some cums clear and some cums milky
    some cums thick and some cums silky
    don't bite the dick that fucks you honey
    and it'll be good to you

    don't bite the dick that fucks you honey
    you gotta learn to suck it funny
    how those dicks all taste like rubber
    covered in goo some cums clear and some cums milky
    some cums thick and some cums silky
    don't bite the dick that fucks you honey
    and it'll be good to you