Today I got to know a female marketer

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Today I met a girl on my course (at uni), I found out that she's an IMer and currently making more then I do. I should've known earlier but I don't attend any lectures (only exams), so... We talked for like 2 hours and she's so fucking smart, not like the way girls are nowadays (no offence ladies, it doesn't apply to every1). She showed me her projects and looks like we can learn a lot from each other..

so, should I marry her? :D

It's so damn surprising, because in my country IM is not popular at all, plus everyone's fixated on getting $300 9-5 jobs...
 
who is that sam you're talking about?
 
Marry her? Maybe there's a WSO on the topic.
 
Don't propose before you steal her method.
Marriages, where the man earns less than the woman, dont last long.
 
Thats a good tactic. Then you can pretend to be the prince on the white horse with a large disavow tool, and save her from NSEO.

then I'll kill evil Matt Cutts with high PR backlinks and take her back to the 1st page of Google.

Edit : I just Googled ceosam, his youtube videos of get rich quick are hilarious, you gave me a good laugh
 
Sounds like a JV opportunity to me :-)
 
Who CEOSAM ? May i know ?

Here are some facts about CEOSam to get you started:

CEOSam doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.
There used to be a street named after CEOSam, but it was changed because nobody crosses CEOSam and lives.
Some magicans can walk on water, CEOSam can swim through land.
CEOSam once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke....that truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
CEOSam can cut through a hot knife with butter.
Death once had a near-CEOSam experience.
CEOSam once threw a hand grenade and killed 50 people.......then it exploded.
CEOSam once got bit by a rattle snake. After three days of pain and agony, the rattle snake died.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals CEOSam allows to live.
Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with CEOSam.
 
Here are some facts about CEOSam to get you started:

CEOSam doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.
There used to be a street named after CEOSam, but it was changed because nobody crosses CEOSam and lives.
Some magicans can walk on water, CEOSam can swim through land.
CEOSam once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke....that truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
CEOSam can cut through a hot knife with butter.
Death once had a near-CEOSam experience.
CEOSam once threw a hand grenade and killed 50 people.......then it exploded.
CEOSam once got bit by a rattle snake. After three days of pain and agony, the rattle snake died.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals CEOSam allows to live.
Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with CEOSam.

well, I can assume that Chuck Norris is already dead
 
You need to go ask CEOSam about this girl that you are talking about.
 
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