Today I got to know a female marketer

youlosers, well you totally sound like CEOSam, because of your nickname as well.
 
Report her sites to Matt Cutts.

Started reading the CEOSAM thread again, got about 10 lines down and was cracking up. That thread is pure comedy gold.
 
Here are some facts about CEOSam to get you started:

CEOSam doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.
There used to be a street named after CEOSam, but it was changed because nobody crosses CEOSam and lives.
Some magicans can walk on water, CEOSam can swim through land.
CEOSam once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke....that truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
CEOSam can cut through a hot knife with butter.
Death once had a near-CEOSam experience.
CEOSam once threw a hand grenade and killed 50 people.......then it exploded.
CEOSam once got bit by a rattle snake. After three days of pain and agony, the rattle snake died.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals CEOSam allows to live.
Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with CEOSam.

CEOSam narrated the earth and nature made it so.
When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from CEOSam.
CEOSam can win a game on connect four in just three moves.
 
If she is a im too i wont be surprise if she is one of the member of BHW BEWARE!
 
Here are some facts about CEOSam to get you started:

CEOSam doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.
There used to be a street named after CEOSam, but it was changed because nobody crosses CEOSam and lives.
Some magicans can walk on water, CEOSam can swim through land.
CEOSam once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke....that truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
CEOSam can cut through a hot knife with butter.
Death once had a near-CEOSam experience.
CEOSam once threw a hand grenade and killed 50 people.......then it exploded.
CEOSam once got bit by a rattle snake. After three days of pain and agony, the rattle snake died.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals CEOSam allows to live.
Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with CEOSam.

Omg, this makes my week. The best monday of the year up to now.
 
Life so sad for guys like us sitting behind a computer screen all day long. Prove me there still happy ending for IMers please

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Go for it. Just make sure you have your marriage sack.

 
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