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Once per week. :thumb:
Enjoy ..... :cool2: ..... popzzz ~ BlackHatWorld.com
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Same price for a house with a 5 LB Chihuahua and a house with five 70 LB German Shepherds?
Once per week. :thumb:
Enjoy ..... :cool2: ..... popzzz ~ BlackHatWorld.com
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I got a better idea. Why don't you start a shit selling business.
Want to troll a friend? Send them dog shit! Right to their door.
Already been done. :yield:
http://www.shitsenders.com/
http://www.poopsenders.com/
Enjoy ..... :cool2: ..... popzzz ~ BlackHatWorld.com
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e and personality so don't let the jibs and sneers get you down!
They could very well take this thread as a winner and apply it themselves!
You have it going on so far and nowhere to go but UP!
The thing is you took ACTION and making bank already while they are just sitting around making fun of you LOL!
I'm sure that the pioneers of garbage collection got the same and probably worse abuse and it is now a multi-BILLION dollar goldmine that anyone should be proud to own. I would LOVE to brag that I own waste management LOL!
I would just laugh at the people making fun of me while I am COUNTING my money to put in the bank!
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On your website you say "We thoroughly gird through your property" - is "gird" a common word in your area? If so fine just ignore me. Otherwise it brings a negative connotation in my mind and I would change it to "go" if it were me. (USA) Just sayin' ....
Thank you for making your site mobile friendly LOL!
MOST are not!
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Serious question: What do you do with all the doody?
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Suggestion: Go for communities with a HOA and sell the HOA as someone mentioned! If you get the business it's just house to house for the whole community! Slamdunk! Of course you would have to discount accordingly but look at the ease and convenience for you! Just think if you had only TWO 150 homes! WOW. Don't have a clue of your time frame
(har, har, tee, hee)
Enjoy
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..... One marketing method I'm going to deploy is walk around with my dog in heavily populated dog areas and parks.
Hand out homemade dog treats to other people face-face with my website printed on the little dog treat bag.
That way I get a more impressionable marketing approach that people will use my services.
I plan to scale with pet construction.
Example.
Dog fences etc. .....
Hey OP, offer your pick-up-poop service to them and after they sign-up sell them something like this.
So you will only have to pick it up and throw it in that poop-bin rather than carrying it with you in plastic bags.
Combine the fast food business with the dog poop business and you're golden
ShitDonaldsCan you eat dog poo? Because you could set up a fast food company. You could call it McShitolds!
He is talking about dog poop not humans.Im making a fresh batch of poop right now, if you can come by at 9:40AM tomorrow morning, I'll pay you the $39.95 if you can get it and wipe it right off of my ass? Please let me know!
Im making a fresh batch of poop right now, if you can come by at 9:40AM tomorrow morning, I'll pay you the $39.95 if you can get it and wipe it right off of my ass? Please let me know!
Im making a fresh batch of poop right now, if you can come by at 9:40AM tomorrow morning, I'll pay you the $39.95 if you can get it and wipe it right off of my ass? Please let me know!
He is building a legit business, does it matter that is poop, food, loft conversions etc? He is doing SOMETHING.
Ok so you are collecting shit. Lol i wonder how theme will look like, full of shit?