Minimum effort! Maximum profits! $$$ *un-usual niche*

[MP123]

UNOFFICIAL DISCLAIMER!!

To all who are easy offended, please kindly re-direct to another thread now.

Intro & Background

This may make some laugh and others cringe and other may even say it's strange, however I started a recent venture myself and it really does work, however, some may just say it's immoral. However it is becoming quite popular surprisingly.

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After saying all that, their is bonuses to the job

- HIGH REWARDS & RETURN!!

- UNSATURATED NICHE

- COMICAL VALUE

- THEIR IS HIGH DEMAND FOR THIS SERVICE

- VIRTUALLY NO OUTLAY

- EASY TO SOURCE PRODUCT *DA GOOD SHIT*
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Q - What is it we are doing?

A - In short, we are sending SHIT, yep that's right we are sending SHIT to people!


Q - What do you mean SHIT?

A - Animal Excrement.


Who Needs this services?

The TOP TEN reasons to send some one a package of poop:

1. To your ex-husband/wife/boyfriend/girlfriend
2. Neighbors pet crapping on your lawn
3. For your mean boss
4. For a salesperson or mechanic that ripped you off
5. A Last minute gift for some one who has everything
6. A gag gift
7. For a rich gloating friend, to knock them down a peg
8. To the teacher that gave your son/daughter a D
9. Some one left you negative feedback on your auction
10. You just don't like them

Who is your supplier

Their is no real secret to this one, as it's in abundance

How much are you selling it for?

Cow Dung - 1 quart $12.95 + $6.95 shipping

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Cow Dung - 1 gallon $19.95 + $9.95 shipping

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	Elephant Crap - 1 quart $14.95 + $6.95 shipping
	Elephant Crap - 1 gallon $21.95 + $9.95 shipping

Gorilla Poop - 1 quart $16.95 + $6.95 shipping

Gorilla Poop - 1 gallon $23.95 + $9.95 shipping

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How does it work?

Customer Places Order > We send to mark anonymously



What Do I need

- Website - (Ecommerce Platform, wordpress etc)

- Email Account

- Paypal Account

- Social Media Account (Friends love to talk about this or have a laught at work)


Step by step to follow, going to make a coffee before we get under way.

 

[Ardshael]

LOL, great idea. Where did you source your products? Doesn't sound like something you'd find on CJ.

 

[mickyfu]

Sounds like a shit way to make money to me.

 

[LBrown]

A shitsenders.com clone? I never thought I'd see that.

 

[Reyone]

xDDD people is very creative. Saw a site selling elephant shit products, but never seen anyone selling actual shit xDDDDD

 

[yaskevic]

Pretty interesting

 

[daziam]

If I wanted to make money with bullshit I'd be a Politician

 

[forlearnx]

interesting, but you,d better check with local shipping and laws first. Or you might find yourself in a heap of shit.

 

[MP123]

It's ok.. they sell lion shit for garden, bat shit for gardens, they sell all kinds of shit

interesting, but you,d better check with local shipping and laws first. Or you might find yourself in a heap of shit.

 

[Chizz]

Hahaha man, another fantastic idea. I loved your "scammers" post, but this one is even better!

 

[MP123]

LOL, great idea. Where did you source your products? Doesn't sound like something you'd find on CJ.

LOL It's easy money, it's very good for people to talk about socially, especially if someone get's pranked with it and get repeat custom and word of mouth custom.. It's high profit. I know it's not perfect and bit out their but does work and bit fun.

To source the good shit - dairy farmers, farmers, zoos, etc. Most will give it away for next to nothing or may require very small amount of money .

 

[Getwhatchuwant]

Couple of things, like Lbrown pointed out, it appears to be done still does not mean another cannot spring up.

The other things, I am certain this is considered hazardous waste of some sort so there should be some legalities to find out about.

 

[MP123]

Hahaha man, another fantastic idea. I loved your "scammers" post, but this one is even better!

lol thanks man if you decide to try this and when you start earning money..

You will NEVER, EVER look at cow shit again the same way on your walk through country side when your usually doing your best trying not to stand in it, you'll just be seeing $20 notes on floor lol

Thanks for kind words,

best wishes,

al

 

[Twixx]

Any goat shit?

 

[wezzab]

Shit?
Any Piss selling sites? i gotta load of that too

 

[MP123]

Shit?
Any Piss selling sites? i gotta load of that too

Thats shit crack

 

[MP123]

Any goat shit?

ahaha nice "twist" lol

 

[KidRockLV]

Damn. That SH&T is expensive

See what I did there? ^^

 

[dog-tag]

In thailand they sell elephant shit to coffee drinkers (the elephants eat the coffee beans)

 

[ReALeST]

You should make the packaging look realy nice and decent to fool the recipients...with rappers and all then when they go to open it BOOOM!!Nice idea though...as long as ur banking good $$