How to hide your porn

[eskimo]

how to hide your porn (from your mom) - by eskimo

have you got so much porn you cant keep track. im sure if your under 21, you do. here is how to hide it from your mom

instead of putting it in loads of folders, all with names like asdggjgg, put your entire collection into one folder, compress it (with WinRAR or whatever).

now you have an archived folder full of nudeness. now rename the file from "myporn.rar" to "myporn.ntz" (anything but .rar)

nobody will know what the file is and there is no way to open it without renaming it back to .rar

have fun

 

[hwolfpack6]

Orrrr...you could make tons of $ from Blackhat and hire "escorts".

Just kidding...

 

[snowwhite]

is this really the trend of thinking we are aiming for here?

if youre still hiding youre porn, it means you need to leave your parents' home and get a life christ's sake as simple as that

 

[sippick]

...or! let's keep the perverted kids off the forum! yay!~

 

[kojakfull]

Or you can just simply set the folder properties to hidden. And edit the folder option to do not show hidden files and folders.

 

[gun-shy315]

How to hide your porn from your Mom??? Christ, I feel older everyday. Anyhow, grow a pair and keep it where ever the hell you want.

 

[eskimo]

haha. i new i would get some shit for posting this.

 

[nasal]

Or buy your own computer.

 

[AmazinAzn]

Hide porn?! Preposterous! I leave it on all day and night, I make sure that anyone who walks by my monitor sees and hears my porn.

 

[kalekom]

don't hide it, share it

 

[ukescuba]

back in the day when i used to share a house with my mates, we would order a pizza and then stick a porno movie on when we saw the pizza guy pull up outside, the guys would crank up the volume whilst we where paying for the pizza, you could hear the moans, squelches and groans we would act normal but you could see the delivery guy cringing at each orgasmic scream! LOL those where the days! LOL

it actually backfired one time at we got a girl delivery driver and my buddy was like dying, trying to get us to shut it off! LOL

 

[polix]

hahahaha good one

 

[jammie]

back in the day when i used to share a house with my mates, we would order a pizza and then stick a porno movie on when we saw the pizza guy pull up outside, the guys would crank up the volume whilst we where paying for the pizza, you could hear the moans, squelches and groans we would act normal but you could see the delivery guy cringing at each orgasmic scream! LOL those where the days! LOL

it actually backfired one time at we got a girl delivery driver and my buddy was like dying, trying to get us to shut it off! LOL

LMAO!! That's made my day! I know some people who did it once and the delivery guy was male, but i can imagine if it was a girl, i'd of p***ed myself laughing!

 

[snowwhite]

LMAO!! That's made my day! I know some people who did it once and the delivery guy was male, but i can imagine if it was a girl, i'd of p***ed myself laughing!

jammie I thought you were sending me some of your homemade porn? where is it?

 

[richkid]

I'm 16 and i just keep my porn on my desktop but i guess everyone has a different place for their porn.

 

[havokb8]

this is exactly the advice ive been looking for since joining this forum, thank you.

 

[Belexandor]

If you are actually saving porn on your HDD then you really should get out more.

Otherwise, just stick it in a folder named "error reports".

Your porn I mean. Not your johnson.

 

[19w08]

Ok, so now i learned today to hide porn on my computer, how the hell am i gonna make any serious cash out of it ?

 

[itmirchizone]

Oopz.. It might be One of Gr8 Post Lol | Hide Your videos Jammie else i am sure it will be shared... now Lol

 

[SpectroMX5]

If you wanna get fancy use TrueCrypt. It's free and better yet opensource. Might have to take the tutorial tho unless your quick at these things: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHQ8zBefq1g

Some prefer using it to hide things even ..less agreeable.. than porn. Like things that might put you in jail if the wrong eyes fall upon them.

Happy encrypting :]