Twitter Down - - Because of me...

[CoyoteAssassin]

Did you notice that Twitter was/is down?

Well, I finally decided to sign up for Twitter to help promote an iPhone app I am developing. So, I created an account and hired someone to give me 30k followers.

Later, I tried to see how many followers I had and the site was not working. I tried it on another computer, another IP, blah, blah, blah.

I thought, "Wow, they caught me and shut down all access... I can't even get to Twitter.com!"

Later I read that Twitter is down for most people.

So, no, Twitter is not down because of me... or is it???

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[ferma231]

Yeah , it was down for some time

Maybe it wasnt you, maybe some other who knows

 

[BassTrackerBoats]

Thanks for ruining Twitter for all of us CA... I'll remember you in my will.

I'll leave you all my unpaid bills.

 

[PartyNeon]

Lol. I don't think this is serious... But just in case, twitter isn't down because of you

 

[johnypapa]

WOw what a thread.... I do it like 5 times a day LOL

 

[CoyoteAssassin]

WOw what a thread.... I do it like 5 times a day LOL

You do what - add 30k to Twitter?

Maybe Twitter is just shocked that I created an account. My business is based on internet marketing but I do not have a Facebook page. I didn't have Twitter until now.

Maybe I will sign up for Facebook on Monday and bring it down... hahaha

 

[Hartwigm]

Well 30k 5 times a day feels a bit out of hand...

 

[xFBxx]

Well we deliver over 100k Followers a day, so i doubt this story very much!

 

[mangobajito]

It is common for twitter
New for you
It will be down monthly once

 

[CoyoteAssassin]

Well we deliver over 100k Followers a day, so i doubt this story very much!

But Twitter is shocked. It's like, "Wow... look who it is... CoyoteAssassin is creating an account... with us... nice!"

Not saying Twitter can't handle 30k followers.

It's like sex. You can watch a film with two people but image the shock if the two people were your parents...

Bad analogy, but hopefully that gets the point across.

Again, Twitter can handle 30k but it is shocked that I signed on so it is in a state of confusion.

 

[daveguy]

But Twitter is shocked. It's like, "Wow... look who it is... CoyoteAssassin is creating an account... with us... nice!"

Not saying Twitter can't handle 30k followers.

It's like sex. You can watch a film with two people but image the shock if the two people were your parents...

Bad analogy, but hopefully that gets the point across.

Again, Twitter can handle 30k but it is shocked that I signed on so it is in a state of confusion.

lol terrible analogy. Funny post. I loled.

 

[-ReX-]

I added 180k followers to different people of a day so I doubt it crashed their servers. They were probably get DDOSED by some hack forums newbs.

 

[BassTrackerBoats]

WOw what a thread.... I do it like 5 times a day LOL

You need to stay off the porn sites, Friend.

 

[oxonbeef]

I think your sense of humor goes strait over some members heads.
Don't let BTB open an account the internet will break.
But I made use of my time by going to the mall writing my thoughts on little pieces
of paper and handing them out to random strangers.

 

[BleuMunkiGraphics]

lmao, this is good. stop breaking stuff.
and I second that bill thing, all of my bills are getting sent to you when i pass

 

[ThissNigguh]

lol this is funny. You didn't crash twitter. Why would someone even try to take credit for them being down for an hour? This world and it's people are so shallow. SorryNotSorry

 

[trendyusername]

haha funny but doubtful

 

[PJeck]

This is hilarious. Also, yes, obviously it was down because of you.

 

[BassTrackerBoats]

I think your sense of humor goes strait over some members heads.
Don't let BTB open an account the internet will break.
But I made use of my time by going to the mall writing my thoughts on little pieces
of paper and handing them out to random strangers.

I hope you kept your thoughts to 140 characters or less, Ox.

 

[lagger]

I plugged their dsl line back in, it should be working fine now. Sorry my bad..