Funny fiverr question

[DrumBass]

Hi everyone

Just wanted to share the question I got after providing 40 000 backlinks to a customer in fiverr :

I was expecting comments to my blog and backlinks but there are no comments and I don don't know what to do with this list you gave me.


Guy ordered 20 000 backlinks - received 40 000+ backlinks and is unsatisfied because they weren't all in his blog


Genius wanted that his own blog would be spammed to death instantly


Please share your experience of geniuses in fiverr.

 

[Essence19]

dude their is so many idiots on FIverr - I had a guy ask me 3 weeks ago - whats a Fan page? I did not reply

 

[DrumBass]

I love that all the worst people who order from there are either experienced SEO workers (atleast that's what their profile says) or the ones who are trying to rank keyword: make money online

 

[critman]

Just move on. $4 from that guy is not worth your time.

 

[Statix]

Or want a ridiculous amount of work for $5. One guy inboxed me and and wanted me to write a 500 page ebook for $5 and "throw in some pictures on each page".. yeah okay

 

[critman]

Or want a ridiculous amount of work for $5. One guy inboxed me and and wanted me to write a 500 page ebook for $5 and "throw in some pictures on each page".. yeah okay

WOW. That has got to be the most ridiculous request I've heard from a buyer ever haha

 

[black.hat1]

I saw one guy asking to make iPhone app. LOL

 

[DrumBass]

And the classic of the request's is when doing scrapebox backlinks -

You offer 20 000 backlinks. If I submit multiple URLs will each receive 20 000 backlinks?


Yeah right. I will make unlimited amount of backlinks to unlimited URLs would then be the gig description. Just love the people lurking around at FIverr

 

[blackhat777]

haha..super funny..

 

[idream]

Or want a ridiculous amount of work for $5. One guy inboxed me and and wanted me to write a 500 page ebook for $5 and "throw in some pictures on each page".. yeah okay

I think I've had a run in with this (or similar) requester guy. Wanted a unique, detailed, ebook that would generate sales complete with some "proof" pictures all for an amazing $5.00. Did I mention I had to come up with the idea? Some of those people kill me.

 

[sunbros]

ahahhaha good one buddy!