You know you spend too much time on the computer when..........

[chrisis4ever]

When you try to control your tv with your mouse.

 

[Fear Of Theive]

The keyboard one,is the worst when you don't realize you've been asleep. just forgot what you were doing.


When You Have Seen Every Youtube Video,That People Say Let Me Show You,And You Say,Already Seen It.

 

[Delboy2424]

you get nicked and at the cop shop - your fingerprints have disappeared through computer usage

 

[localdominator]

when you meet your business partner playing video games and then work online together for almost a year before meeting in person

 

[libn756]

When your smoke alarm reminds you that you put a steak on the broiler!!

(This is a regular occurence - Great Thread!!!)

 

[Ramsweb]

When a temporary Internet outage feels like the end of the world (your world at least)

 

[skullp]

lmao nice ones, I can totally relate to most !


when you leave your computer to go use another computer in another room i the same house

when your mom says GO GET A JOB !

 

[jayden]

I know I spend too much time on the internet. My bestfriend and Girlfriend lives a 2 day drive from me :x

 

[chrisis4ever]

When you talk to people offline and you constantly direct the conversation to an online subject.

 

[jayden]

chrisis4ever// Lol, that's me. Can't talk to my mother at dinner. She has no clue XD

 

[nirose]

LOL love the thread.

You use google to answer all question your kids and family ask.

When you meet someone new you ask them to join your Mafia on Mafia Wars.

People really think you're Smart. =))

 

[2011nfl]

When your smoke alarm reminds you that you put a steak on the broiler!!

(This is a regular occurence - Great Thread!!!)

This is a sad fact.... Has happened way too many times lol

When a temporary Internet outage feels like the end of the world (your world at least)

Lol this reminds me of this past summer, there was a tornado like 3 miles from our house, and the power went out, and the whole time instead of worrying about any possible damage, i was wondering how long the power would be out for

lmao nice ones, I can totally relate to most !


when you leave your computer to go use another computer in another room i the same house

when your mom says GO GET A JOB !

Actually done this one except it was my wife telling me to get a job lol

I know I spend too much time on the internet. My bestfriend and Girlfriend lives a 2 day drive from me :x

Been there..... wrote the book lol

When you talk to people offline and you constantly direct the conversation to an online subject.

If i had a penny everytime i did this one

LOL love the thread.

You use google to answer all question your kids and family ask.

When you meet someone new you ask them to join your Mafia on Mafia Wars.

People really think you're Smart. =))

The google one is right on the money... and all my friends think im a genius lol

 

[H2oBoy]

You have over 200 'friends' on Facebook...and you've never met a single one of them in real life!

Your keyboard has all the letters/numbers missing (from typing so much) and yet, you still type at over 60WPM!

The 'right mouse button' has a dent in it!

You have a better sound system connected to your PC then you do in either your car or anywhere in your house!

You use 'canned email responses' when your friends/family members email you!

 

[Rarez]

Funny post OP.

 

[GooglesMostWanted]

You know you spend too much time on the computer when you read this thread.

 

[greenleaf4u]

Well youknow when u spend to mutch time with the computer :
take 2 computers to bed and sleep with them, wake up several times at night just to check postings on SB

 

[ramtripper]

Well youknow when u spend to mutch time with the computer :
take 2 computers to bed and sleep with them, wake up several times at night just to check postings on SB

Or u wake up in the middle of the night, barely realizing where the F u are still coming out of your dream, spot your laptop by your bed... or to the side of you (if u passed out accidentally) and immediately refresh the current page you're on to see the new stats, whether its CB or CPA for bank, or BHW for pm's.

another one:

You get called to dinner by ur wife, and u say: "BE RIGHT THERE", and you never come....

 

[Jesperj]

Or u wake up in the middle of the night, barely realizing where the F u are still coming out of your dream, spot your laptop by your bed... or to the side of you (if u passed out accidentally) and immediately refresh the current page you're on to see the new stats, whether its CB or CPA for bank, or BHW for pm's.

Done that lol, multiple times hehe

 

[jayden]

2011nfl// lol, not that I'm complaining XD

nirose// Google, you one stop for anything you need to know!

 

[Kudlit]

Nice thread OP.

I do spend too much time in front of the computer. Sometimes I use two computers at the same time. One for running automated software that needs some baby sitting from time to time and the other for the usual stuff.

Here's mine:

When you get hemorrhoids for sitting too much and not getting enough exercise.