You know you spend too much time on the computer when..........

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  1. 2011nfl

    2011nfl Supreme Member

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    You know you spend too much time on the computer when..........

    - You tell your mom you caught a nasty virus and she brings you nyquil
    - You ask your friend to go buy you 2 male end vga cables and he accuses you of being gay
    - You tell people you make $20 a hit, and they think you sell drugs
    - You ask the cop to email your ticket to you, then try to skype the judge on court day
    - You pm your kids to tell them dinner is ready
    - Your friends think black hat world is a secret society cult
    - And my favorite, (recent situation) your wife is in labor and your at home bragging about it on bhw :D
     
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    CyrusVirus BANNED BANNED Premium Member

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    i like the last one, i remeber you doing that lol
     
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  3. 2011nfl

    2011nfl Supreme Member

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    Lol, i knew some would, thats what inspired me to write the thread :D
     
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    LOL - good one
     
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    I've totally tried the cop one...
     
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    Twice I have woken up hours later with keyboard on my face. Seriously!
     
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    When you wake up in the middle of the night to check out how much money you made.
     
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    When you have 100 good friends, and never met a single one of them face to face :D
     
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    LMAO
    Good one! :)
     
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    I have to quote micheal jackson on this one lol "you are not alone" lmao I think we all have from time to time :D
     
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    When you have your mail opened 0-24. (but this is rather marketing :))
     
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    I know I would rather skype the judge than to have to look him in the face lol.
     
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    When the only relationship you have with your kids is occasionally checking out 3 year old Youtube videos of them.

    (True story)
     
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    Thats actually sad..... You have to make time for your kids... I have 7 of them, but i make sure to spend time with all of them. But i also dont know your situation, but its sad to read.
     
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    I am guilty of this one!
     
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    When your girlfriend of 3 years leaves you?
    Posted via Mobile Device
     
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    Lol yeah my girlfriend bitches at me for being on BHW all the time and tonight was talking about the black and yellow text as if it was a secret cult society :D

    and also guilty of waking up in the middle of the night to see how much i'm up..

    but im well-aware that i spend too much time on the computer already haha
     
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    With ya on that one!!!!! lol
     
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    And you don't notice it was three years ago she left.
     
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    lmao.... no seriously..... LMAO :D