This has changed my life

[deppo]

I have stopped going for massages for this reason. Better than a massage by a professional.

The vibration it produces literally reverberate through your body and provide you with unreal relaxation.

A Temu product, go figure.



If you are a woman, it's not used for what you think it is hehe.

 

[Dopious]

You sir are a naughty little man.

 

[1SEOWarrior]

You sir are a naughty little man.

Sir or madam?

Who knows!

 

[UnusualSubstance]

I was using this once and it somehow ended up in my ass despite my desperate attempts to avoid that exact scenario.

Thanks, @Gogol, smh.

 

[RK]

So… no more sneaky trips to Thailand for massages?

 

[deppo]

So… no more sneaky trips to Thailand for massages?

Only was doing the classic Swedish ones, Thai involves a lot of stretching and was not going there for yoga, just to relax a bit.

 

[Setox]

If you are a woman, it's not used for what you think it is hehe.

You hear that @xReminisce ? stop being a bad girl.

 

[Deleted member 1603965]

The vibration it produces literally reverberate through your body and provide you with unreal relaxation.

10/10 Sales copy

 

[MgicalaEarner]

Better stay away from these things, you might end up putting them in the wrong place. XD

 

[neonKhan]

Hence proved deppo is a women. XD

 

[deppo]

Better stay away from these things, you might end up putting them in the wrong place. XD

@UnusualSubstance you two spent the afternoon together?

 

[MgicalaEarner]

@UnusualSubstance you two spent the afternoon together?

I am just being honest; I was massaging my thighs and ended up massaging something else.

 

[UnusualSubstance]

I am just being honest; I was massaging my thighs and ended up massaging something else.

Dude.

You thought I was Remi and ended up giving me a happy ending.

Smh.

 

[MoonStarz]

day 4, since I use the massage machine on my wife I being able to go a get a drink with my friends she is always in a good mood, seems she is suffering a lot of stress I will take her to a physician for a medical evaluation

 

[deppo]

day 4, since I use the massage machine on my wife I being able to go a get a drink with my friends she is always in a good mood, seems she is suffering a lot of stress I will take her to a physician for a medical evaluation

Just make sure you're in the same room when the tool is being used.

 

[xReminisce]

You hear that @xReminisce ? stop being a bad girl.

if i do start being good
will people stop calling me a cold hearted bitch?

 

[AshOasis]

I was using this once and it somehow ended up in my ass despite my desperate attempts to avoid that exact scenario.

Thanks, @Gogol, smh.

If, God forbid, it sinks too deep into the valley and you need assistance to retrieve it—just know that medics hear at least once a week how someone ‘accidentally fell’ on an object.

 

[Heiko]

I was using this once and it somehow ended up in my ass despite my desperate attempts to avoid that exact scenario.

Thanks, @Gogol, smh.

 

[Ori Ori]

I have stopped going for massages for this reason. Better than a massage by a professional.

The vibration it produces literally reverberate through your body and provide you with unreal relaxation.

A Temu product, go figure.

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If you are a woman, it's not used for what you think it is hehe.

Oh man, I'm a woman and I don't know what I'm reading. Your ending really confused me.
You made me curious and want to own it, I really want to experience it right away.

 

[deppo]

Oh man, I'm a woman and I don't know what I'm reading. Your ending really confused me.
You made me curious and want to own it, I really want to experience it right away.

Perfect appliance if you are single.