Food poisoning

[BassTrackerBoats]

I no longer own any businesses but there is a local business for sale that I considered as I could buy it, get my brother to run it, and have a nice passive income.

My wife sends me a text this AM, "My friend Diane told me her husband got food pouring last night from <redacted>".

My response was, "So, that means I can't buy it?".

Her response was a mad face emoji.

Being the pants wearer in your home means do what your wife tells you what to do.

 

[xReminisce]

that would be my first response if someone tells me they got food poisoning from whatever food in the kitchen
me: wait whut? SO THAT MEANS I CANT EAT IT???

 

[Dopious]

You need to head over to https://bigdickguide.com and read up on how to respond.

 

[back2form]

Prefer Food Truck Business for your Brother.. which is Good Passive Income

 

[BassTrackerBoats]

You need to head over to https://bigdickguide.com and read up on how to respond.

That site blocks me... says I'm not endowed well enough to access it.

Very strange block... accurate but strange.

Prefer Food Truck Business for your Brother..

We had one, I sold it.

 

[UnusualSubstance]

A food business for sale you say.

How.

Interesting.

 

[TheMarquis]

Being the pants wearer in your home means do what your wife tells you what to do.

That's WISE!

that would be my first response if someone tells me they got food poisoning from whatever food in the kitchen
me: wait whut? SO THAT MEANS I CANT EAT IT???

We admire your courage.
Hired for next March trip!
Signed: Your favourite, EnMk

 

[RK]

Guess that’s off the menu now

 

[Salamouna]

You mean
I no longer own any offline businesses

 

[BassTrackerBoats]

You mean
I no longer own any offline businesses

I don't own any online anymore either.

I sold everything with the exception of a 2 family that should be sold soon, I hope,

 

[Deleted member 2100877]

food pouring last night from

 

[Ignatius_Reilly]

Plot twist: what his wife doesn't know is that he was the one who paid an employee to sabotage the restaurant so he could buy it for a third of its real price. The correct answer wasn't "So, that means I can't buy it?"—it was "Yes."

 

[davids355]

Don't get me started on that one: there are a couple of restaurants local to us (Alright one restaurant, one fast food establishment) and my wife won't let any of us eat in those places just because there was one person at some point in time who got food poisoning from eating there. But who are we to argue?!

 

[V]

You need to head over to https://bigdickguide.com and read up on how to respond.

No self-promotion, daddy.

 

[CPANathan]

A food business for sale you say.

How.

Interesting.

I could picture you in a butchers alright

"What do you mean cook the beef?"

 

[andyframpton]

Don't get me started on that one: there are a couple of restaurants local to us (Alright one restaurant, one fast food establishment) and my wife won't let any of us eat in those places just because there was one person at some point in time who got food poisoning from eating there. But who are we to argue?!

Hahaha. I know that feeling.
Was it the next door neighbours, ex boyfriends, cat sitters, best friend from down the pub.

 

[GringoMonkey]

I don't own any online anymore either.

I sold everything with the exception of a 2 family that should be sold soon, I hope,

You own 2 families you can sell?

 

[Nut-Nights]

Just tell your wife, you are the man of the house. Works most of the time.

Best of luck.

 

[BassTrackerBoats]

You own 2 families you can sell?

Too funny,.. a 2 family house. But that was a riot.

Just tell your wife, you are the man of the house. Works most of the time.

Best of luck.

Please identify my body at the morgue when I do that.

Much appreciated.

 

[proxygo]

Being the pants wearer in your home means do what your wife tells you what to do.

I love my wife dearly - she helped me back from deaths door in 2020
ide walk through glass and fire for her.

BUT..ill take advice from anyone - but orders from know one.
And if they dont like it - remember this.