I live on earth. Ask me anything.

[Dopious]

How many wives do you have?

 

[medialounge]

What's your favorite place on Earth that you've visited so far?

If you could have dinner with any historical figure, who would it be and why?

 

[xReminisce]

I've been residing this planet for a few years now. If you have something you want to know, just ask!

why do people think the world is round when it's clearly a cylinder?

 

[Echo]

When do you expect your Mothership to come back and beam you up?

 

[Mike Z]

Do you eat dogs from Ohio?

 

[UnusualSubstance]

What if they're that much smarter than us as we are smarter than dogs, and they're studying us?

Humans: why don't aliens contact us?

Meanwhile, also humans at the slightest inconvenience:

 

[roydan]

What's your favorite place on Earth that you've visited so far?

Prague, cheap and amazing beer everywhere. I've been there once but really hope to come back again.

If you could have dinner with any historical figure, who would it be and why?

My answer to that would involve a series of political comments and I'd rather avoid causing members to get warnings or messages deleted.

When do you expect your Mothership to come back and beam you up?

I get this question a lot lately.

Humans: why don't aliens contact us?

Meanwhile, also humans at the slightest inconvenience:

I couldn't agree more.

 

[SilverClouds]

I'm now imagining a kindergarten teacher secretly teaching his pupils to become PPC experts haha

My primary school computer science teacher gave me cd with compilers, my first exposure to programming, so funnily enough - could happen.

 

[naizop]

Your favorite place on earth?

 

[Good_Agency_Ads]

I like to know when I can make money lying down?

 

[roydan]

Your favorite place on earth?

I have this cube thing, where my favorite humans live with me.

I previously said that it was Prague, but this is a more accurate answer, I believe.

 

[UnusualSubstance]

I have this cube thing, where my favorite humans live with me.

I previously said that it was Prague, but this is a more accurate answer, I believe.

Not the Borg.

Please, sir, have mercy.

 

[SilverClouds]

I like to know when I can make money lying down?

1. Take your smartphone
2. Lie down on your couch
3. Do shitloads of sales dms and convince someone to buy from you
4. $$$$$€€€€€€¥¥¥¥¥£££££££

Not the Borg.

Please, sir, have mercy.

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Here comes Saturn lol

 

[Gogol]

Ok, I have one, I have one!!!!

Why does aliens always invade America? It could be North Korea too? Why not?

 

[fadeon2k]

How do you get a girl?

 

[Dopious]

1. Take your smartphone
2. Lie down on your couch
3. Do shitloads of sales dms and convince someone to buy from you
4. $$$$$€€€€€€¥¥¥¥¥£££££££

You forgot the most important thing, be drunk as F when you do it.

 

[UnusualSubstance]

How do you get a girl?

Story of my life, bro.

 

[Dopious]

Story of my life, bro.

Don´t worry, Santa have a gift for ya this year, check pm in 1.2.3 ....

 

[Gogol]

Don´t worry, Santa have a gift for ya this year, check pm in 1.2.3 ....

This guy is my mirror image lol. I used to be like that until I was 27-28 may be lol. And then I found a gf.

 

[fadeon2k]

Story of my life, bro.

cant catch a break dawg