Just Became a US Citizen... Took Long Enough!

[nahid133]

Congratulations. Enjoy your new passport.

 

[Scorpion Ghost]

Congrats. The IRS is happy today

 

[seomastars]

It's still a dream of mine, but I'm happy for your progress!

 

[William702]

Congrats. The IRS is happy today

As I mentioned above, Google and Apple are not the only outfit in town who know how to pay zero tax. Well very little anyways. If there is one thing I know how to do and how to do well it is my taxes. Those fuckers can audit me until the cows come home and all that will happen is they will end up owing me even more money.

 

[Scorpion Ghost]

As I mentioned above, Google and Apple are not the only outfit in town who know how to pay zero tax. Well very little anyways. If there is one thing I know how to do and how to do well it is my taxes. Those fuckers can audit me until the cows come home and all that will happen is they will end up owing me even more money.

We're all one tax legislation away from sleeping under a bridge

 

[Deleted member 1497046]

congrats man i am still waiting on green card . been here 25 years

 

[moonshine7000]

As I mentioned above, Google and Apple are not the only outfit in town who know how to pay zero tax. Well very little anyways. If there is one thing I know how to do and how to do well it is my taxes. Those fuckers can audit me until the cows come home and all that will happen is they will end up owing me even more money.

To do that you need to keep borrowing money.The @IRS has jurisdiction over you until death.The IRS army is ready over there becareful.

 

[OnlineA]

My condolences.

Now there will be no running away from taxes, ever.

 

[susane]

Congrats man!

 

[moonshine7000]

My condolences.

Now there will be no running away from taxes, ever.

Yep even Boris Johnson couldn't escape from the IRS because he was born in the US.

 

[DerangedWolf]

Hey @William702, congrats

 

[Ponti93]

Does it usually take that long to get US citizenship ?

 

[moonshine7000]

Does it usually take that long to get US citizenship ?

Don't do it you will be a tax slave to the @IRS until death no matter where you go on the earth.

 

[don7777]

Congratulations!

 

[Wesli01]

Eh bien, c'est finalement arrivé. Je suis officiellement un crétin maintenant. Je peux enfin partir en vacances et faire des voyages indispensables. Je n'ai littéralement pas été en vacances à l'extérieur du pays depuis plus d'une décennie. Le dernier vol sur lequel j'ai pris était celui qui venait ici il y a 12 ans. Je déteste voler donc pas de perte là-bas. Cela n'a pas vraiment pris autant de temps pour être juste. J'étais juste un connard paresseux et je n'ai postulé qu'à la fin de 2019. En tant que résident permanent avant cela, je n'avais techniquement pas besoin de déposer une demande pour devenir citoyen, car j'aurais pu vivre et travailler ici indéfiniment avec ce visa, mais voyager à l'intérieur et à l'extérieur du pays aurait pu encore poser problème si je tombais sur le mauvais type de personne.

Maintenant que ma femme et moi avons tous deux un passeport du même pays, nous nous sentons beaucoup plus à l'aise pour voyager. Avant, nous avions trop peur qu'un agent frontalier passe une mauvaise journée et refuse à l'un de nous l'entrée dans le pays de nos partenaires que nous n'avions jamais pris la peine de voyager. On dirait qu'un poids énorme a été levé.

Maintenant, tout ce dont j'ai besoin, c'est de me rendre chez Costco et d'obtenir un coffre-fort pour pouvoir y mettre mes deux passeports et ma pince à billets et me sentir comme un espion lol!:RÉ

Félicitations my freind

 

[William702]

Don't do it you will be a tax slave to the @IRS until death no matter where you go on the earth.

Too late lol

 

[Drake89]

Yay now u one of US!

 

[Matthew Dark]

congrats bro, I became one recently as well. Love my new passport.

congrats bro, I became one recently as well. Love my new passport.

Are you a US citizen?
If yes, I can help you getting some extra income.
Your task is very easy. It's a piece of cake.