NASA about to release something BIG

[Zbigniew]

The "news" are not as remarkable as some might believe, but still interesting and a bit odd. I'm not a science person, so I don't understand why they would test anything like this. To me, it's just absurd, but I guess there is some scientific progress through this test.

Anyhow.

I have some inside info. I don't know how much "inside" it is anymore, since it has been revealed on other platforms as well.

They are going to reveal that they have followed a fart that was released from earth, all the way to the moon.

The "gas" was followed through long-distance "micro-telescopes" (I don't know what this exact tool is called) and with infrared cameras. At the base, they released the gas from a can, onto a big fan. The fan is very narrow, but extremely strong. This made it possible to direct the gas into a specific path, and during a long time.

After that, they had some sort of drones who followed the gas and made sure it went into the correct path.

During this whole time they followed the gas through those "micro-telescopes", two giant satellites and infrared cameras, that were placed both on earth and the moon.

I might not remember correctly, but I think this whole ordeal took like 9-10 months to travel from start to finish.

 

[notthatjoker]

Yes indeed its going to release my Di*k from Uranus

 

[SocialManager]

Yes indeed its going to release my Di*k from Uranus

Breaking News: NASA has discarded all telescopes and invested in microscopes for their latest journey.

Congrats brother!

 

[bartosimpsonio]

NASA just published a nice pack of wallpapers I'll be using at the office

 

[bartosimpsonio]

Yes indeed its going to release my Di*k from Uranus

This is your first ever post on BHW

Ummm. Welcome aboard mate.

 

[OccultKingdoms]

Yes indeed its going to release my Di*k from Uranus

 

[notthatjoker]

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This is your first ever post on BHW

Ummm. Welcome aboard mate.

Well this became a bit of an awkward introduction lol but thanks for the welcoming. I have been lurking for quite a long time but guess what made me take the step and become a member lol.

 

[bartosimpsonio]

Well this became a bit of an awkward introduction lol but thanks for the welcoming. I have been lurking for quite a long time but guess what made me take the step and become a member lol.

D#$k n Uranus joke intros are the best intros.

Good luck on your journey mate

 

[notthatjoker]

D#$k n Uranus joke intros are the best intros.

Good luck on your journey mate

Thanks, it must be destiny the way it happened

 

[SMMTribe]

They're bunch of fakers. I don't trust them

 

[Scorpion Ghost]

Honestly i dont think NASA is about to release something big. I have the something big right here in my pants and NASA hasnt reached out about releasing it or anything

 

[HenryObi]

NASA has anticipated the release of something BIG they discovered. It's gonna be today at 5 pm.

They called POTUS to reveal it. Not common. There hasn't been anything like it since moon landing.

https://twitter.com/x/status/1546280477287481345

https://twitter.com/x/status/1546408279613603842

https://twitter.com/x/status/1546340969750183936

Speculation ranges from "just a photo op'" all the way to "aliens confirmed"

Donno about you but I have nothing better to do at 5 pm EST

I don't want to believe the president of the US is about to release my sextape captured by the James Webb Space Telescope. I won't take it lightly.

 

[OccultKingdoms]

Oh no, they will release real google ranking factors.

 

[thescrrr]

Honestly i dont think NASA is about to release something big. I have the something big right here in my pants and NASA hasnt reached out about releasing it or anything

Did you shit your pants?

 

[bartosimpsonio]

Oh no, they will release real google ranking factors.

Those are easy. It's whatever sells more ads.

 

[vo1d]

Alan 51'e baskın yapan Amerikalıların görüntülerini yayınlayacaklar.

hahahah lol bro