What would you do if the Internet shuts down?

[Nancy224]

Say it shuts down for a week, what would you do?

 

[BassTrackerBoats]

Complain to my cable company as they provide the service for us.

 

[Gogol]

Come to bhw and shitpost… oh wait

 

[Salamouna]

Complain to my cable company as they provide the service for us.

Wrong section
it's not the lounge

 

[Gogol]

Wrong section
it's not the lounge

Where? It’s the lounge.

 

[davids355]

I'd do some old school stuff like, "go outside", "walk around", "speak to people" etc. It would be difficult though.

 

[Crimemastergogo]

I will miss you so much!

 

[Surfdbreak]

I’d go surfing and mountain biking and not look at a screen for 7 days

probably would take that long to detox

 

[Chris Newman]

Internet shuts down for a week !!! I'll spend atleast 14 hours a day outdoors (during that 1 week), connecting with nature, connecting with people, etc. For many of us nowadays (especially internet marketeers), that is a "luxury".

 

[roydan]

I'll have a lot more time to read

 

[rafark]

I would stop functioning, I’ve used the internet pretty much all my life

 

[Pipelin]

Those would my best days in my life. I will rest from daily work (tasks) that requires internet

 

[xReminisce]

I would cease to exist, i live in the metaverse

 

[Dopious]

Find my old VHS porn.

 

[Brodongrop]

Get some kinky locked porn back alive ! Heel yeh !

 

[leechesBleechin]

Permanently? The internet is like a jail cell that's wide open and there's nothing keeping you there, But you don't have the courage to walk out. Maybe i could finally walk out.

 

[AdmiralKunka]

Jerk off to some classic porn magazines
Go fishing
Get drunk

 

[resurrects]

I'd finally enjoy inner peace

 

[l3est]

I'd start a company, rebuild the internet and register patent for THE internet and $$$$$$$$$$$$

 

[Abmoeiz]

Say it shuts down for a week, what would you do?

I guess I’ll go out and play physical games. Tbh, I need a week like this. Want to live and see.