How to walk a ferret?

[polecat]

When you walk or try and walk a ferret main goals include normally

1. Steal
2. Have fun
3. See new things
4. Do a Wardance

A ferret if you wonder when they are about to steal they will often have eyes or head focussed on one place for a minute or so and you will see the nose doing a like twitch often.

If you see that the ferret top plan is now to get something stolen this can include more less anything such as

1. Food
2. Clothing
3. Expensive things
4. Balls or toys sort of things
5. Sometimes computers for example I saw one of my before carrying a around a fairly big Tablet computer in his mouth or laptop or also Wii controller
6. Tools such as Screwdrivers or hammers or I had one before who tried to steal a giant mallet around 3 foot in length

Fun can include many things such as running,jumping,dancing,trying to scare or annoy people or animals.

Ferrets love seeing new places by lot they take walking or seeing new places way more serious than most dogs do for example if you take one a car they will stand up on two feet and look out the windows .

War Dance is done for a few reasons for fun or get to attraction or lady or male ferret kind of like a matting sort of dance they also do the dance to confuse their prey since considering if you say a snake and you see this guy doing a dance you would be like"This guy got to be crazy so no threat to me" once the ferret sees that it's time to hunt the ferret attack form is put teeth into the neck of the snake until he dies then eat the snake or another prey.

A Ferret is more flexible than a snake is and I am not joking or lying about that.

A ferret can turn his head full 360 degrees without any problems or issues.

The Ferret whole body is like they are total double joined all over for what they can do overall it's meant to because they have a special flexible bones which allow them to do these sorts of things easy.

 

[kaudo]

1. Food
2. Clothing
3. Expensive things
4. Balls or toys sort of things
5. Sometimes computers for example I saw one of my before carrying a around a fairly big Tablet computer in his mouth or laptop or also Wii controller
6. Tools such as Screwdrivers or hammers or I had one before who tried to steal a giant mallet around 3 foot in length

Your ferret has a good taste. This looks like my top list of things to carry.

 

[693840]

If you see that the ferret top plan is now to get something stolen this can include more less anything such as

1. Food
2. Clothing
3. Expensive things
4. Balls or toys sort of things
5. Sometimes computers for example I saw one of my before carrying a around a fairly big Tablet computer in his mouth or laptop or also Wii controller
6. Tools such as Screwdrivers or hammers or I had one before who tried to steal a giant mallet around 3 foot in length

I would pay to see this

 

[polecat]

Your ferret has a good taste. This looks like my top list of things to carry.

Thanks

Ferrets believe in a sort different version of a finder keeper rule for ferrets finder keeper only applies if I find or steal it for example if he steals something and someone tries to take of them they will often get very angry if you try and take it back for example one before decided to steal a giant Birthday cake one to feed like 20 people when I tried to take it off him he was pretty angry with me since he was like this is my property now I will eat all the cake by myself.

One of my polecats was walking about a house I just saw him dragging about wholesaler box of jaffa cakes which I found interesting or funny to watch a ferret successful try and steal a giant box of cakes or so.

 

[polecat]

I would pay to see this

I am trying to get on camera Tsar stealing a screwdriver whenever he does I miss getting it on camera and he often carry around TV controller or wii controller and he carrys around still no idea why razor in his mouth sometimes.

The other one he's very into stealing or hiding sweets or hiding things he considers important for example I lost a ring before I found out one of my ferrets kept it somewhere.

When they find money not sure why they put it on my bed or hand it to me sometimes.

 

[polecat]

Ferrets always look for places to sleep well for example I had my ferret in my room for like 1 hour I was confused thinking"why he so quiet?" so I saw a bump going up in down in my bed turns out he was sleeping there.

 

[polecat]

Tried both ferrets out on the Island fish soup they did not like it so I give them Chicken Breast with some Indian food .

I am going out tomorrow I think to get them both a decent meal from a famous business which they should in theory like.

 

[Jammy0308]

Have you considered owning a ferret blog?
If you ever do, I'll be happy to be your first visitor.

 

[polecat]

Have you considered owning a ferret blog?
If you ever do, I'll be happy to be your first visitor.

I did it before not really any money to be made even if I say owned the whole Ebook ferret market I would be lucky to make £1000 a month.

I did investigate it quite a lot before overall finding a Affiliate for it not really meant to exist for example if I say sold a ferret product say ferret food for like £20 be lucky to get any more than £5 meaning for me to rank up the site for the keyword or other things not be really worth it since profit more less none exist in it.

Even I was going to say supply Ferret food to people paying like paying £100 or so for food or other things again still not make much at most like £10 to £20 commission from it.

I may once I finish of server job set up a Social media website again and have a part just about ferret or related things..

I have a small sort of Youtube channel covering ferrets but I respect me making anymore than like £1000 a month pretty unlikely in regards to the tiny commission most people get paid Adsense wise on Youtube now so more just like hobby sort of thing to do that money-making idea.

 

[clock]

Good question not sure but I did in the past by accident leave open an Irn Bru Icecream the ferret was stuffing his face with the stuff so that could be it.

I am going to try and find the video of the jill who give birth to hobs and jills or simply baby ferret after the baby hob was born he went straight towards stealing someone wallet was great video to watch and quite impressive watching someone steal something same size as him

Irn Bru ice cream? haha I didn’t know it existed.

 

[polecat]

Irn Bru ice cream? haha I didn’t know it existed.

Yes it's quite common even Asda does own brand version which is Blue coloured as well.

I am not really sure why all Irn Bru Iceland is always blue coloured when Irn Bru is normally coloured Ginger in most cases.

They started doing Irn Bru sweets not sure when these ones taste like Fruit pastels but Irn Bru flavoured you can get them cheaper for like £1.00 in Home Bargains by the way. https://www.amazon.co.uk/Buchanans-Iron-Brew-Pastilles-180g/dp/B07PJTRPBD/ref=asc_df_B07PJTRPBD/?tag=googshopuk-21&linkCode=df0&hvadid=241345295163&hvpos=&hvnetw=g&hvrand=9109343124849064149&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=&hvdev=c&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=9046846&hvtargid=pla-926180550432&psc=1

Glasgow people had I guess like the ultimate protest against Irn Bru when they changed the drink flavour a few months ago so it made most of them stop drinking it which made them all super angry or annoyed but they restored the flavour a few months ago.

 

[polecat]

You may fnd this funny when it comes to ferret and tasty food they protect it's like gold or even I guess in ferret logic it's more important for example lets say I put down a tasty bit of say Indian Chicken he will lick it then put the whole thing in his mouth to make sure no one else can steal or get it back of him again.

Ferrets believe everyone else likes to steal or steal like them so they can only trust a small number of people like myself with important things they steal or other ferrets sometimes.

 

[clock]

Yes it's quite common even Asda does own brand version which is Blue coloured as well.

I am not really sure why all Irn Bru Iceland is always blue coloured when Irn Bru is normally coloured Ginger in most cases.

They started doing Irn Bru sweets not sure when these ones taste like Fruit pastels but Irn Bru flavoured you can get them cheaper for like £1.00 in Home Bargains by the way. https://www.amazon.co.uk/Buchanans-...ocphy=9046846&hvtargid=pla-926180550432&psc=1

Glasgow people had I guess like the ultimate protest against Irn Bru when they changed the drink flavour a few months ago so it made most of them stop drinking it which made them all super angry or annoyed but they restored the flavour a few months ago.

Well it was certainly a big mistake trying to change the colour everyone recognises. I’ll have a look for the ice cream in Tesco when I go shopping tomorrow evening.

 

[polecat]

Well it was certainly a big mistake trying to change the colour everyone recognises. I’ll have a look for the ice cream in Tesco when I go shopping tomorrow evening.

You should it's really tasty for me it's even better than Irn Bru standard drink form normally.

You may find this interesting or funny when a ferret eats something very tasty for example both my guys had BBQ chicken style yesterday so because of that both of them slept extra happy for example they even make more sounds while asleep
such as do this

1. Mutters what they sound like how they speak or talk
2. makes heavy breathing sounds
3. Kind of like a ferret version of snoring
4. Sleep in a more relaxed position such as the doughnut position.

The doughnut position is like how the ferret sleeps in the position of the food style so full body and tailed wrapped into like a circle themed doughnut position it always surprised me why that's a comfy or good way to sleep.

 

[polecat]

@Willyfish
@clock
@Blackhat Lifter


Ferrets can work together very well to fight or steal things this some good examples of them in action

1. I had 10 Litre container of Greek yoghurt so I saw one of my polecats grab the Yoghurt handle the quiet one to drag it with his mouth the other guy more aggressive one decided to get underneath the container to push it was interesting and kind of funny watching two polecats successful steal something which outweighs them both by like 300 times or so.
2. I left out a chocolate Brownie in my kitchen so one of the polecats decided to do his dance for me as a distraction while that was going on the other polecat decided to steal and eat the chocolate brownie himself then share it with the other ferret which impressed me and made me laugh.
3. I had around 2 around 2KG worth of Jelly babies so one of my ferrets grabbed it with his teeth and the other one pushed it with his front paws
4. I bought my mum a giant Birthday cake sort of size of a wedding cake roughly anyway I kept seeing the cake box move which confused me how it could in theory move by itself but I saw under it two polecats walking under it to steal it
5. I used to sell a lot of things on Ebay anyway I was really confused about where had all my stock went since I never sold all of it only like 5% of it anyway I found out both my ferrets decide to hide my stock inside big chest kind of like a wooden Treasure chest like pirates used to sort of use.

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[clock]

You should it's really tasty for me it's even better than Irn Bru standard drink form normally.

You may find this interesting or funny when a ferret eats something very tasty for example both my guys had BBQ chicken style yesterday so because of that both of them slept extra happy for example they even make more sounds while asleep
such as do this

1. Mutters what they sound like how they speak or talk
2. makes heavy breathing sounds
3. Kind of like a ferret version of snoring
4. Sleep in a more relaxed position such as the doughnut position.

The doughnut position is like how the ferret sleeps in the position of the food style so full body and tailed wrapped into like a circle themed doughnut position it always surprised me why that's a comfy or good way to sleep.

What happens when they don't have something they like for their dinner?

 

[Willyfish]

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Very good guys.

 

[polecat]

What happens when they don't have something they like for their dinner?

Good question they do what's known as like angry protest they do giant poop to get back at me or someone else or refuse to eat it then keep playing up until you give them something good to eat or if you get distracted and there home open often they go and eat your food to get back at you.

For example I give him something he did not like so he saw my Chicken Tikka ate it all himself then fell asleep next to it. i

 

[Jammy0308]

he saw my Chicken Tikka ate it all himself

Criminal

 

[polecat]

Criminal

For me it was funny to watch or other things they steal it was pretty funny watching one by himself drag a 40 inch TV by himself still have no idea what a ferret needs a TV for .