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This is why you are the ferret master
How to walk a ferret?
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I would agree such as today one of my ferrets was doing his usual planning to rob the whiskey distillery I would love to see what one would do inside I get the feeling they would steal all the whiskey or expensive sort of things but be interested to see in action.
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Perhaps he will just drink it all
I am not sure but they interest and surprise me the idea of ferret being I guess a whiskey drinker such as you may not know this say you put down a drink if the ferret sees it he will drink by the time you get back if he thinks it will taste good .
They are also very keen robbers of shortbread such as I caught one by himself dragging around 5KG box of Shortbread by himself which was kind of impressive when you consider the box was like 3 times the length of his body and out weight him by like 60 times or so since ferret weigh very little such my guy only weigh like 1.2pounds and my bigger one only on the weight of like 1.6 pounds
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You can’t blame them for taking the shortbread, Scottish all butter I presume, very nice.
I would agree. Seems to be any kind of Shortbread Scottish or other kinds for example one in the past tried to steal Turkish or German style
This is what I call Watchman ferret mode where he stands above his bed area then spys or watches things such as if I say"Chicken,Chicken Tikka,Indian food" he pays a lot more attention where his eyes open more or his nose twitches
I am not sure how but ferrets seem to be able to understand human words for example if I say things in German or Russian food wise or English he seems to be able to understand it all.
I am not sure how but ferrets seem to be able to understand human words for example if I say things in German or Russian food wise or English he seems to be able to understand it all.
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@clock never let a ferret see jaffa cakes not sure what's with them but when they see them they go super fast kind of like the ferret version of Sonic Hedgehog then grab the single jaffacake or packet then take it to hide somewhere for example I bought before wholesale size of Jacket boxes so my ferret giant the box then he decided to hide in somewhere.
More ferret pics when. Thanks now I'm watching ferret compilations
I am expecting a computer coming from Russia the Motherland around 2 weeks from now whenever it gets to me I will make and design a ferret sort of image style in video format.
I have a lot of ferrets themed images overall.
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Shortbread and Jaffa’s, how about bourbons? One can be named Fluid the Ferret and have a tv show about taking peoples biscuits.
They steal them as well. Even oddfellows a more traditional sweet one saw a bag open and started eating it at the time really confused me why he liked it so much since I just for my first ever ferrets I could not imagine one taking sweets then eating it quite happy.
IT would probably make good TV Show. I knew in Thailand they have ferret cartoon but can't remember it's name anymore/
You may find this interesting or funny I read about a ferret who kept not sure why going to the toilet on someone ciggs everyday of the week so the guy was trying to stop smoking so had to stop since his ferret kept using it as the toilet or stealing them as well as like an outdoor toilet.
The guy tried to outsmart the ferret by putting up to like 7 foot in height so the ferret managed to climb up then use it as the bathroom again so got forced to stop smoking by the ferret idea to use it as the bathroom still not sure why it makes good toilet but that ferrets for you sometimes.
The guy tried to outsmart the ferret by putting up to like 7 foot in height so the ferret managed to climb up then use it as the bathroom again so got forced to stop smoking by the ferret idea to use it as the bathroom still not sure why it makes good toilet but that ferrets for you sometimes.
I would agree it's pretty funny or interesting to think about.
I will share you good example of what one did before I ordered from a fancy bakery which has won like 25 bakery or cake awards so I got a Carrot cake of them and I thought okay ferrets don't eat vegetables since meant for meat instead so I left the carrot cake unguarded so he grabbed the carrot cake I tried to take of him he was like no this is mine get lost I am not giving it up he throws out the carrots from the cake then started eating the actual cake he went super serious trying to guard it's like it's gold .
I will share you good example of what one did before I ordered from a fancy bakery which has won like 25 bakery or cake awards so I got a Carrot cake of them and I thought okay ferrets don't eat vegetables since meant for meat instead so I left the carrot cake unguarded so he grabbed the carrot cake I tried to take of him he was like no this is mine get lost I am not giving it up he throws out the carrots from the cake then started eating the actual cake he went super serious trying to guard it's like it's gold .
My ferrets had for dinner tonight food from Netherlands Pancakes, England Pork so this made one of my ferrets get too aggressive with the more gentle so I had to separate my bigger one from the smaller one.
If a fight starts or one picks on the other one shout at one in an aggressive voice such as"let him go" if that does not work a good ferret tell of him idea if he likes something a lot for example"Streak" him one or both"if you don't be good I will eat your streak or Pork " that will normally scare ferret to be good or shock him to be good if that does not work.
All we do is grab the more aggressive one of the one picking on the softer one and say in an aggressive voice to one "be good now"
We are trying to get the more mad or aggressive one to be good once he's removed of the more gentle one job done more less.
Check the more gentle one body case he's hurt or in pain if he is we can sort him out by using an Indian Trick rub onto the ferret body or sore part coconut milk or something pure coconut this will relax the ferret body and often make them fall asleep doing it so if the hob or jill falls asleep during it just carry him or her back to bed.
If a fight starts or one picks on the other one shout at one in an aggressive voice such as"let him go" if that does not work a good ferret tell of him idea if he likes something a lot for example"Streak" him one or both"if you don't be good I will eat your streak or Pork " that will normally scare ferret to be good or shock him to be good if that does not work.
All we do is grab the more aggressive one of the one picking on the softer one and say in an aggressive voice to one "be good now"
We are trying to get the more mad or aggressive one to be good once he's removed of the more gentle one job done more less.
Check the more gentle one body case he's hurt or in pain if he is we can sort him out by using an Indian Trick rub onto the ferret body or sore part coconut milk or something pure coconut this will relax the ferret body and often make them fall asleep doing it so if the hob or jill falls asleep during it just carry him or her back to bed.
Be kind of hard since the Albino one was grabbing the Angora guy by his neck to fight him overall so had to pull of my giant one Tsar
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I was 15 and this kid had picked on a friend. I was roped in to fight him he turns up with
2 ferrets one in each hand.WTF are going to do with them i say
he replies Have a go at me and you`ll find out.
I bottled it,he laughed and we turned out to be great mates.
Still to this day will not tell me how two ferrets were going to kill me,but it worked
On my kids life that`s a true story 40 odd years ago now.
Which is even more frightening
2 ferrets one in each hand.WTF are going to do with them i say
he replies Have a go at me and you`ll find out.
I bottled it,he laughed and we turned out to be great mates.
Still to this day will not tell me how two ferrets were going to kill me,but it worked
On my kids life that`s a true story 40 odd years ago now.
Which is even more frightening
Good question we prefer normally to eat Vikings straight with side dish of Chicken Korma .
I can understand ferrets can turn into a serious warriors when they get angry for example if you take away one food or drink if they like it they get serious angry during it so mad they will even want war or fight to get the food back for example I never thought I was doing anything wrong I took away one Chicken Tikka he was seriously angry with me since for him that was kind of like the ultimate dick move in ferret believe take someone food like the ultimate act of war.
I walking one of my ferrets then this big dog barked at me my ferret saw and heard he was really angry now so angry he started the chase after the dog he was planning to fight him so the dog and man run away made me laugh to see a dog who's like outweighs my ferret by like I guess say 400 times or so since ferret weigh tiny amounts such as like my small one only weigh like 1.2pounds or so even my bigger one only weighs like 1.6 pounds
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