How to walk a ferret?

[polecat]

Taking over Russia is the easy part compared to the million pound question. Is she good looking enough to give up single life for?

I am not sure but she is cool either way. I maybe go meet her in Singapoor since she keeps asking for me to do business with her or her business a famous Slavic business man.

I already have a blonde Russian girlfriend don't worry she give me a lot of presents since she knows I am the Russian leader since I have the best looking ferret which is the rules for who's in charge now

I maybe have a claim to the Russian Tsar job over one of my relatives from what I could learn slept with a Russian woman meant to be connected to the Russian Royal family if so vodka banned since it tastes disgusting in my thoughts whiskey way better and every man and woman gets a pet ferret under the laws I will put into force

 

[clock]

I am not sure but she is cool either way. I maybe go meet her in Singapoor since she keeps asking for me to do business with her or her business a famous Slavic business man.

I already have a blonde Russian girlfriend don't worry she give me a lot of presents since she knows I am the Russian leader since I have the best looking ferret which is the rules for who's in charge now

Well 2 is better than 1 and it’s true of girlfriends as well. Those ferrets are certainly working their charm.

I maybe have a claim to the Russian Tsar job over one of my relatives from what I could learn slept with a Russian woman meant to be connected to the Russian Royal family if so vodka banned since it tastes disgusting in my thoughts whiskey way better and every man and woman gets a pet ferret under the laws I will put into force

So we could in fact be needing to bow to royalty on BHW who will ensure Russians drink whiskey.

 

[Scorpion Ghost]

Wow so you have mistaken for Lionheart and Lorde. For Putin to want you to represent Russia in the Eurovision Song Contest is awesome. If you taught a ferret to sing you could do a duet. That would be good on the X factor.

Did someone say Lorde? You do know she's actually a 40 year old man that dresses as a chick right?

Proof!

 

[polecat]

Did someone say Lorde? You do know she's actually a 40 year old man that dresses as a chick right?

Proof!

No Lordi they were the Findland band who won Eurovision they were a super popular band a few years ago they still going but lost peak after Eurovision mostly

Well 2 is better than 1 and it’s true of girlfriends as well. Those ferrets are certainly working their charm.

So we could in fact be needing to bow to royalty on BHW who will ensure Russians drink whiskey.

Seem to be sometimes.

I read studying it showing you can make weapons out of Vodka over how well it burns so clearly it's not good to drink overall.

Could be but you are the leader of the cook people so you royality yourself

 

[Scorpion Ghost]

No Lordi they were the Findland band who won Eurovision they were a super popular band a few years ago they still going but lost peak after Eurovision mostly

Finland? Band? Eurovision?

Gay

 

[Willyfish]

No Lordi they were the Findland band who won Eurovision they were a super popular band a few years ago they still going but lost peak after Eurovision mostly

Lordi was so good, loved it at the eurovision when I was a rebel kid :

Great memories you just brought up

 

[polecat]

Finland? Band? Eurovision?

Gay

That's Lordi I found them pretty cool and kind of fun or funny to hear

@Willyfish got you a second boyfriend if first one fails

Lordi was so good, loved it at the eurovision when I was a rebel kid :

Great memories you just brought up

I would agree pretty cool band in a unique sort of way I normally find EUvision bands suck so much

 

[Willyfish]

I would agree pretty cool band in a unique sort of way I normally find EUvision bands suck so much

Yep, it was very very different from all the rest.

 

[polecat]

Yep, it was very very different from all the rest.

I would agree I used to work for one of the past EU musicians as well.

 

[Willyfish]

I would agree I used to work for one of the past EU musicians as well.

Wooow you have worked for every big industry in the world buddy!

Where you also an airbus pilot before?

 

[polecat]

Wooow you have worked for every big industry in the world buddy!

Where you also an airbus pilot before?

Not everyone one but my brothers were working on planes before as well for a private Airport company as a plane Engineer

 

[clock]

If there was a lorda, lordo and lordu we would have the full set.

As clock royalty I can say on official capacity that I mixed up the names

 

[polecat]

If there was a lorda, lordo and lordu we would have the full set.

As clock royalty I can say on official capacity that I mixed up the names

It's very easy to do it Lordi or Lorda or Lordu mixed or even just lord itself.

 

[clock]

It's very easy to do it Lordi or Lorda or Lordu mixed or even just lord itself.

Yep I’ve only heard of Lorde. Do the ferrets like any of them?

 

[polecat]

Yep I’ve only heard of Lorde. Do the ferrets like any of them?

Funny you should say it both my ferrets love metal or rock music even do there war dance when say Iron Maiden play often or Lordi as well seems to be they big fans of metal or rock music normally

 

[clock]

Funny you should say it both my ferrets love metal or rock music even do there war dance when say Iron Maiden play often or Lordi as well seems to be they big fans of metal or rock music normally

I like Iron Maiden. First heard them in 1987, first album I bought was Seventh Son of a Seventh Son in 1988

 

[polecat]

I like Iron Maiden. First heard them in 1987, first album I bought was Seventh Son of a Seventh Son in 1988

Nice I got a free ticket of a Russian lady before so went to see them in Aberdeen before with me and my brother with his Slav lady

 

[clock]

Nice I got a free ticket of a Russian lady before so went to see them in Aberdeen before with me and my brother with his Slav lady

Very lucky, never got to see them live. My first concert was Morgoth, Immolation and Massacre.

 

[polecat]

Very lucky, never got to see them live. My first concert was Morgoth, Immolation and Massacre.

I have good luck getting free tickets such as in 2008 I got a free ticket of my brother saw so many good bands for free only thing I had to buy was bus ticket then me and some other people got involved into a lot of fun together

 

[clock]

I have good luck getting free tickets such as in 2008 I got a free ticket of my brother saw so many good bands for free only thing I had to buy was bus ticket then me and some other people got involved into a lot of fun together

They were pretty cheap when I used to go. I saw Napalm Death, Obituary and Dismember at the London Astoria in 1992 and the ticket was £8.

I still have the ticket and purchased the Napalm Death Campaign For Musical Destruction Tour 1992 long sleeve shirt there. I still have the shirt and it’s worth quite a lot.