How to walk a ferret?

[UnusualSubstance]

@UnusualSubstance this is how serious ferret taking showing people or friends their baby if you can see it the mum ferret is taking the man over to see the kids.

That's amazingly cute. Everytime he tried to get away she would be like where you think you going hahaha

 

[polecat]

That's amazingly cute. Everytime he tried to get away she would be like where you think you going hahaha

I would agree I give my first two polecats giant hedgehog toy as like a toy both of them kept trying to feed it as ferret food interested and impressed how much they protect in theory one of their friends.

 

[UnusualSubstance]

I would agree I give my first two polecats giant hedgehog toy as like a toy both of them kept trying to feed it as ferret food interested and impressed how much they protect in theory one of their friends.

That also sounds cute, they're protective of each other then? That is interesting

 

[polecat]

That also sounds cute, they're protective of each other then? That is interesting

Very cute. Yes very protective or me for example I live near a weird guy with two quite big dogs he tries to use to make up for being a jerk or wimp so my ferrets heard his dog bark at me so my ferrets got really angry then wanted to beat up his dog one my ones jumped of me to fight both his dogs so his dogs run away.

His dogs are quite big one can't remember the breed name but they would be around 4foot in height .

Even like babies or small one's ferrets take fighting or like war stuff super serious

 

[UnusualSubstance]

Very cute. Yes very protective or me for example I live near a weird guy with two quite big dogs he tries to use to make up for being a jerk or wimp so my ferrets heard his dog bark at me so my ferrets got really angry then wanted to beat up his dog one my ones jumped of me to fight both his dogs so his dogs run away.

His dogs are quite big one can't remember the breed name but they would be around 4foot in height .

Even like babies or small one's ferrets take fighting or like war stuff super serious

Sounds like you do not want to piss off a ferret damn straight up showed those dogs hahaha

 

[polecat]

Sounds like you do not want to piss off a ferret damn straight up showed those dogs hahaha

Pretty much and for Ferret being mad or angry is like a super strength for example one of my ferrets saw someone ate something he wanted he was super angry for like 30 minutes going around the living room trying to bite or fight anyone.

 

[UnusualSubstance]

Pretty much and for Ferret being mad or angry is like a super strength for example one of my ferrets saw someone ate something he wanted he was super angry for like 30 minutes going around the living room trying to bite or fight anyone.

Damn how does one calm down an angered ferret

 

[polecat]

Damn how does one calm down an angered ferret

Simply let him settle down himself or herself.

You can try and like give the ferret a sort of bribe something tasty to eat.

You can try and cuddle the ferret until he relaxed but if you try this they can move very fast so keeping a hold of one can be quite tough sometimes.

@clock a woman a few months ago claimed I am the singer in this band then offered me money for my autographic so told her don't send my autographs to fans over data protection acts so then she said next "I love you babe can I give you a guest post? " me"Sure that cool attached to this URL" her"sure and love you again"

Me"thanks always nice chatting to a fan"

 

[693840]

@UnusualSubstance this is how serious ferret taking showing people or friends their baby if you can see it the mum ferret is taking the man over to see the kids.

So adorable. I wish I could have pets like these, but my asthma will punish me for it.
The only thing I can probably get is a fish

 

[polecat]

So adorable. I wish I could have pets like these, but my asthma will punish me for it.
The only thing I can probably get is a fish

As long as your asthma not too serious you can probably get one I know of loads of people with asthma who have them.

If you want one getting albino should be okay since their smell is weaker normally plus if you feed them good or right makes their smell or scent weaker normally.

Try and leave of getting a pure polecat since their smell is normally the strongest

 

[693840]

As long as your asthma not too serious you can probably get one I know of loads of people with asthma who have them.

If you want one getting albino should be okay since their smell is weaker normally plus if you feed them good or right makes their smell or scent weaker normally.

Try and leave of getting a pure polecat since their smell is normally the strongest

When is that journey thread coming though? 'Polecat and his ferrets versus the world'

 

[clock]

For me it's a powerful way to get presents of women SEO wise I use it all the time for example I am not sure why women always add me to group chats on websites or private sort of ones I normally join in them start telling them something funny or sarcastic or serious or other things then they do what I need done normally.

For example, a Russian woman told me "I am a doctor in Moscow" me"no you are my nurse I am your doctor I have a beard means I am in charge" after a bit of back and forward she agreed I was a doctor at somewhere I never being before then give me a backlink of the university she went too.

I did do something like that before with ferret photos a few sent me sort of photos sexual themed ones and said back to me"I bet you think you cute" so I replied back saying"no he's cute when my ferret walks about every woman wants to know him every guy wants to be now give me a guest post you sneaky Russian lady" sent her a photo of one of my ferrets reply back"Yes my Tsar"

me"Thank you send you article tomorrow "

her"I will look forward hearing from you and kisses back"

Well I've been missing out on a lot of ferret action here.

I missed out on this technique of arguing or telling women they are ugly to get backlinks. I don't know why I didn't think of it. I guess if I get sent photos like that I forget what backlinks even are. Got to keep me eye on the prize.

Damn how does one calm down an angered ferret

Placating an angered ferret won't be easy. Feed it some meat I guess. Or tell them it was a rhetorical question.

So adorable. I wish I could have pets like these, but my asthma will punish me for it.
The only thing I can probably get is a fish

A Willyfish?

@clock a woman a few months ago claimed I am the singer in this band then offered me money for my autographic so told her don't send my autographs to fans over data protection acts so then she said next "I love you babe can I give you a guest post? " me"Sure that cool attached to this URL" her"sure and love you again"

Me"thanks always nice chatting to a fan"

hahaha you should contact and say you will send her an autograph for 20 guest posts.

 

[polecat]

When is that journey thread coming though? 'Polecat and his ferrets versus the world'

Just about to .

A lot of people believe strongly I am the Russian ladies leader or Tsar

Well I've been missing out on a lot of ferret action here.

I missed out on this technique of arguing or telling women they are ugly to get backlinks. I don't know why I didn't think of it. I guess if I get sent photos like that I forget what backlinks even are. Got to keep me eye on the prize.

Placating an angered ferret won't be easy. Feed it some meat I guess. Or tell them it was a rhetorical question.

A Willyfish?

hahaha you should contact and say you will send her an autograph for 20 guest posts.

A lot women say I am done things all the time I never done for example I am the singer or the writer of the following songs according to women.

According to them I am Lionheart here.

I am lordi as well that woman in the song I guess my wife according to them.

According to people I am wrote this song when I had no internet at the time since I just moved house but people still claim it was me.

A lot of Russian women believe strongly I am a singer of this song when I was not even born when it was written.

They also the Russian women believe strongly I am DJ meg or this guy so they link out to my sites and even do articles covering what I do in my so called spare time.

The Russian government even in the past I think Putin one asked me to represent Russia in the EU song competition I told them a few times I am not Russian or never been to Russia and the Russian ladies were lying about I never done what they claimed.

I did in the past get asked to join the following Xfactors,UK,USA,Filipinos and represent Russia in the EU competition but the women other ideas I had no involvement in that stuff .

@clock a lot of women credit me as the singer this when my name is not Howard Jones.

I would agree the lady from this band amazing or she's pretty but I never met here before

I was walking one of my ferrets we walk past a street called ferret then this woman claimed "Hi that street named after you and your ferret" me" yes it is my full title is lord ferret "

 

[Scorpion Ghost]

I will tell you something you may not believe but it's true you get some ferret beauty competitions where you enter a ferret in whoever wins gets paid a few £1000,s of so.

You also in America get like ferret version of 5 star hotel where you have an award winning Italian butcher who cuts up the ferrets food and each ferret gets a sand bath a day and treated kind of like mini kings or queens I think it costs $200 a night to stay in this hotel.

I've never seen a ferret. Is this a ferret?

 

[polecat]

I've never seen a ferret. Is this a ferret?

Sure is and I love music in Rick and Morty even that funny or interesting song by when the Giant head aliens try and take over Earth.

 

[clock]

A lot women say I am done things all the time I never done for example I am the singer or the writer of the following songs according to women.

According to them I am Lionheart here.

I am lordi as well that woman in the song I guess my wife according to them.

According to people I am wrote this song when I had no internet at the time since I just moved house but people still claim it was me.

A lot of Russian women believe strongly I am a singer of this song when I was not even born when it was written.

They also the Russian women believe strongly I am DJ meg or this guy so they link out to my sites and even do articles covering what I do in my so called spare time.

The Russian government even in the past I think Putin one asked me to represent Russia in the EU song competition I told them a few times I am not Russian or never been to Russia and the Russian ladies were lying about I never done what they claimed.

I did in the past get asked to join the following Xfactors,UK,USA,Filipinos and represent Russia in the EU competition but the women other ideas I had no involvement in that stuff .

Wow so you have mistaken for Lionheart and Lorde. For Putin to want you to represent Russia in the Eurovision Song Contest is awesome. If you taught a ferret to sing you could do a duet. That would be good on the X factor.

 

[polecat]

Wow so you have mistaken for Lionheart and Lorde. For Putin to want you to represent Russia in the Eurovision Song Contest is awesome. If you taught a ferret to sing you could do a duet. That would be good on the X factor.

Pretty much a lot of Russian ladys claim I look like the last Russian Tsar which I would agree except I have common kind of boring eyes brown but he has blue eyes

 

[clock]

Pretty much a lot of Russian ladys claim I look like the last Russian Tsar which I would agree except I have common kind of boring eyes brown but he has blue eyes

Haha brilliant, get some contact lenses that change eye colour. You and the ferrets will be an unstoppable team

 

[polecat]

Haha brilliant, get some contact lenses that change eye colour. You and the ferrets will be an unstoppable team

I thought the Ukrainian woman was joking or telling BS but she told me this in her own words"Become Tsar then marry me" I still have no idea why I need to take over Russia then I guess marry her .

 

[clock]

I thought the Ukrainian woman was joking or telling BS but she told me this in her own words"Become Tsar then marry me" I still have no idea why I need to take over Russia then I guess marry her .

Taking over Russia is the easy part compared to the million pound question. Is she good looking enough to give up single life for?