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Imagine if that knowledge was genetically passed down and your ferret knew where the jewel was
How to walk a ferret?
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SoChillFella
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You hire a ferret walker 
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You hire a ferret walker
But then the ferret walker gets all the treasure
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Ferret walkers are some of the most honorable and honest people. They'll give you all the treasure your ferret collects. Not to worry.
p.s I'm a professional ferret walker
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Ferret walkers are some of the most honorable and honest people. They'll give you all the treasure your ferret collects. Not to worry.
p.s I'm a professional ferret walker
Well
you have your 20 dollars a day method with ferret stealing, well done bro, I wait your journey thread
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Oh no, I don't release profitable method. I release after it dies
The evergreen "ferret steals funnel" method can never die
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The evergreen "ferret steals funnel" method can never die
Did you see the thread about the guy making money with his piss?
That's the only real OG gangsta evergreen method that puts all the rest of us to shame.
Anything I do in my life from this point on will always be stained by the fact that I will never ever be as cool as that guy
Actually I normally let the ferret keep whatever he steals or tries to such as he found a giant old football so still have it for all my ferrets.
The medicine they often steal take off them case they use it gives them a bad affect
When I walk my ferrets people fairly often give me presents or offer me things for example a French girl give me and my ferrets pancakes.
Another guy told me he thought my ferret very good looking and looks like me not sure why me and the ferret look the same but you never knew so asked me to come visit his house so give me food and whiskey before we left his house and I think he wants me to date his daughter or daughters.
A woman told me "my kid so cute" not sure why a random woman told me so I told her about my ferret"my ferret better looking since he looks just like me so has better looking dad so my guy gets the all the hot ferret ladies" she then thought for a minute then agreed I was right
@clock I will get each of my ferrets to teach you why Indian food tastes amazing they will be if you like your head instructor.
Sounds good I live in the sort of country area so natural things all around me such as a Waterfall near my house or many trees even saw a real wild Pine Martin face to face before.
Most people in my area to lazy so each year I go out and pick the wild raspberrys then either eat myself or give around my neighbours or people I like.
Yes very often ferrets like Indian food like a Crack addict takes crack all the time.
I will see if I got any Chicken Tikka or Buttery sauce if I got any I will let you see how serious they take Indian food eating put if this way if you tried to take it off one they would get seriously pissed off kind of like the ultimate offensive in ferret belief take away tasty food or drinks
For example one of them eating Chicken Tikka before I my dad took of him the Tikka he snapped with his teeth he looked serious mad so I had to grab him until he relaxed while he ate the tikka again.
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A ferret looks just like you haha as long his daughters look good.
I am awaiting my lessons from the tikka eating ferret
Well I only saw one of them the brown hair she was from Yorkshire she was cute looking .
They just outside playing once they get back inside you will see how serious they take eating. I will try and get you a video made where you see one eat a British food sauce like he's really high on weed since they close eyes sometimes while eating it or even raises up his tail while licking it up.
Not gonna lie, that's a dope pet
I would agree I really want to email someone who owns a whiskey place and bring them with me since my more aggressive ferret still not too sure why he wants to rob every whiskey distillery, for example, a Whiskey lorry leaked outside my house so he started chasing the lorry .
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A drunk ferret, I reckon that can do some damage
You would think so but no I was distracted one of my ferrets was walking around I had aged 100 whiskey Glenmorangie glass open so he saw it then drunk it I was surprised he seemed to enjoy it plus had it so quick.
Are you drunk?
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