How to walk a ferret?

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You probably like it a bit when your ferret gets angry and aggressive I guess, must be fun to see
I do they can be kind of funny or interesting to watch what they do such as I had quiet one he got really angry I got red pudding he never got any I never thought he would like it over salt and other things it but he smelled it was in a very angry mode for like 30 minutes just fighting chairs or whatever he saw I just let him get rid of his anger then give him some Pakistani food .
 
I do they can be kind of funny or interesting to watch what they do such as I had quiet one he got really angry I got red pudding he never got any I never thought he would like it over salt and other things it but he smelled it was in a very angry mode for like 30 minutes just fighting chairs or whatever he saw I just let him get rid of his anger then give him some Pakistani food .
These ferrets eat anything, meat, veg, pudding. Guess that makes them easy to keep happy then.
 
THIS SHOULD BE A STICKY THREAD!

It's been a long time since I laughed my ass off like tonight.
 
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Sticky ferrets that everyone can enjoy and learn some new ways to play with them

I just edited the message to be sure nobody would make a sticky joke with my bad english sentence structure, but obviously clock is always faster than the clock!
 
These ferrets eat anything, meat, veg, pudding. Guess that makes them easy to keep happy then.
Kind of normally but things annoy them for example say I bring a lady to my home if the ferret decide she's not good enough for me or him he kind of like tells me to get rid of her give me kind of like gives me a look or grabs my hand takes me away from her.

Ferrets are very good at acting for example sometimes they pretend to be hurt or in pain for example a few time my ferrets on purpose take a drop then act like hrt by making a sound to make you think one in pain when you check them thinking showing wrong they except you to give them something such as food or blanket or other things so if he's faking it you will see Mr smooth then mystery recover fully then eat the food then go back to doing other things.

This is super funny when they fight one or both will sometimes get bored or plan other things for example to take the piss out of the other one will start falling asleep to show the other one he's a bad fighter or start having a wash or wash the other one.

Sometimes as well let's say one ferret spots something he considers something important he will move out of the way very quick kind of like the ferret version of the ninja then run towards whatever he wants such as I had in my other house before a 4 foot long rock so the ferret decided okay I need this then he carried the Irn bru rock and run out one of the bedrooms then took it down stairs to his own house.

Ferrets as well kind of see cold or bad weather as the enemy of the ferrets for example if it rains they sometimes get angry over it and they take being warm super serious such as they always look for blankets or warm things to take back to the there beds or homes, for example, I am not sure if many of you know it you get an Irish style of Sheep jumper which basically means it's kind of like you walk around with full sheep fur on your chest or back area it means walking kind of hard or interesting one of ones saw so decide okay I need that so started dragging it back to his house.

Ferrets as well kind of like obsessed with sleeping for example lets say a ferret breaks into your house or gets inside he will find the best place to sleep so if he decided it your bed then he will go to sleep there but before normally find the best thing to eat then time for bed.

He's mostly right but one thing he got wrong regarding ferrets doing the shake it does not mean they are cold for example I used to think as well but whenever I feel them incredibly warm so can't be the case to me if that was true then the ferret would find something warm since are often very cunning.

He's right about too much heat bad for them.

Putting a lead on ferrets very complex since many types designed wrong giving the ferret chance to move out of it so easy since a ferret head is quite small around the size of like ping pong ball trying to get lead to fit around their head is quite hard to get around there head even if you like okay perfect. He can probably get it off himself.

Ferrets can also shake or slide with their body to get out of leads very easy. I have tried like 20 of them all could get them out more less instant or whenever they want

To show you how hard it can be in the past I had two people help each person grab 2 of their legs while I worked on the actual head or neck area even after all that work he still got out it of after like 5 minutes or so.

I was walking about saw one of these jacked sort of men who kept telling me he's so strong so I thought okay great if you are let's see if you can handle a ferret so I bought him with me to try and hold onto the ferret while I put the lead on his head again the ferret beat the bodybuilder in like 30 seconds or so by being more nimble.

@clock ferret take the kind of like saving people or friends very serious for example I was walking one it was raining so I fell on the mud with the ferret so the ferret thought I was hurt or something so put his teeth into my hoodie then kind of like tried to drag me to safely I guess he moved me like 6 inches before I got back up.

I was planning to try and take like so called football dive most of the stupid or annoying football players do always take and see if he would try and save me get it on camera if possible.
 
Please pay your ferret tax to the forum.
 
Please pay your ferret tax to the forum.
Bojack pays my taxes so don't worry about it best friend Mr Horseman can pay it for you for why you Mr Peanutbutter get on so well as his best friend .
 
Bojack pays my taxes so don't worry about it best friend Mr Horseman can pay it for you for why you Mr Peanutbutter get on so well as his best friend .
Erica! I don't have time to be charmed to death right now!
 
Erica! I don't have time to be charmed to death right now!
Sure for real I really think it was such a dumb idea by Netflix to cancel Bojack since it was one of the best shows ever watched it overall was clearly route by a very intelligent group of writers possibly some of the best to exist modern wise.

I watched the other show they made with women I think birds I thought it was okay but kind of boring when compared to the amazing storylines or deep characters such as Mr Peanutbutter himself kind of like the friend everyone would like in ideal world for being always a good person.
 
Wow those ferrets have some strong teeth. I'm wondering, do any people eat ferrets?
 
@clock ferret take the kind of like saving people or friends very serious for example I was walking one it was raining so I fell on the mud with the ferret so the ferret thought I was hurt or something so put his teeth into my hoodie then kind of like tried to drag me to safely I guess he moved me like 6 inches before I got back up.

I was planning to try and take like so called football dive most of the stupid or annoying football players do always take and see if he would try and save me get it on camera if possible.

Lassie has nothing on these ferrets. Just make sure you don't fall down a well.
 
Lassie has nothing on these ferrets. Just make sure you don't fall down a well.
Funny but true I was walking my one Tsar today him being a so called meat eater so not sure why he decided to try and steal rhubarb.

Wow those ferrets have some strong teeth. I'm wondering, do any people eat ferrets?
Not sure about that I knew about an Indian guy who got into trouble for buying ferrets in the UK then eating them I think he got jailed for it if I remember correctly was joining ferret groups or gumtree then buying or getting free ferrets then eating not too sure why.
 
Funny but true I was walking my one Tsar today him being a so called meat eater so not sure why he decided to try and steal rhubarb.

Ferrets are meant to be popular with Yorkshire folk, flat cap, and ferret. Rhubarb is grown in Yorkshire....

Maybe he was missing Yorkshire?
 
Ferrets are meant to be popular with Yorkshire folk, flat cap, and ferret. Rhubarb is grown in Yorkshire....

Maybe he was missing Yorkshire?
You are maybe right I heard that as well if I remember correctly there is meant to be a bar in Yorkshire where people race ferrets around the bar not going to lie I would love to see it in action whenever things get more normal playing to go watch it or maybe enter my ferrets into it . My trick to making my ones win it carry with me some Chicken Tikka then wait for them to get out of the place then get the food.
 
Not sure about that I knew about an Indian guy who got into trouble for buying ferrets in the UK then eating them I think he got jailed for it if I remember correctly was joining ferret groups or gumtree then buying or getting free ferrets then eating not too sure why.
A real ferret eater, imagine that. There are some strange folk around
 
A real ferret eater, imagine that. There are some strange folk around
I would agree. I thought it was a weird joke but someone recorded the phone call and the guy had a clear Indian accent then was asking things like "how fat is your ferret?" which is a kind of weird question to ask when you consider ferrets are basically all slim except if they get unhealthy so that made people wonder if he was going to eat them.
 
He must have thought that fat ferret sounded good. They say most things taste like chicken.
 
He must have thought that fat ferret sounded good. They say most things taste like chicken.

That seems to be the case for people but I always find it weird people claim everything tastes like chicken such as I knew of someone who claimed snake tastes like chicken which makes no sense .

@clock I am going to try and get it on a video camera where my ferret on the bottom floor does a drop then goes inside the bottom closet then comes out of it he kind of uses like I guess house two or so I never trained him he just decided to do it for some reason
 
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