How I Make $2000 a month with my Urine

[jamesrocky]

Please, I don't need the review copy

 

[terrycody]

Genius, I think a lot of people think BHW is an online marketing forum, but they are wrong, Internet marketing = marketing everything!

This is the real BHW.

 

[bossofthebosses]

Gardeners avoid any human excrement but they will flock on animal manures.

Why whats the problem with our poop?

 

[WalangAlam]

Why whats the problem with our poop?

ick factor. Actually I don't want to use poop too. Urine is just like water to me but poop? ugh

 

[KHer0]

On serious note, this is a real project that actually works. And animals waste has been used for centuries as the best fertilizers in the world.

 

[Stitches and Burns]

At $10 a gallon, you're selling 200 gallons or 750 liters a month?

 

[HustleTong]

Wasn't expecting this to be real when I saw the title.
Think outside the closet

 

[Naughtyfatkid]

You must be here to learn how to sell your urine online huh?

 

[thebotmaker]

Quite an interesting business model. @Piss waiting for your input on this.

 

[Deleted member 1455908]

I was expecting a hustle selling piss to people on probation or something nice out of the box thinking OP

 

[jefis]

Shucks, I hoped this would be kinkier

 

[necodr]

I'm going to make this as simple as I could. It's a known fact that human urine is a great fertilizer but most people are disgusted using it. They prefer animal manure or fish emulsion fertilizer. Anything that is organic. By the way, human urine is organic too. Here's how I made money with it.
1. I collected me and my family's urine to drums.
2. I collect fish guts and other fish waste in the market. Sometimes I buy it cheaply but most of the time the fish vendors give it for me free. They even thank me for getting their trash lol
3. I buy empty one gallon containers for half a dollar each.
4. I add 3 tablespoon of fish guts or fish waste to the container then fill it up with urine. Don't fully close the cap/lid.
5. Stock it in my warehouse or in an open space to ferment for a month or until the fish waste liquifies and the mixture has brownish color. Don't fully close the cap or the bottle will explode.
6. Clean, fully seal then slap my own brand name (Fish emulsion fertilizer) and instructions. My instruction is 3 tablespoon mix to a gallon of water.
7. I post it then to online groups in facebook, online stores and drop some to my local farm supply, even to groceries, hardwares and malls. I sell it for $10 a gallon.

The fertilizer will have fishy smell to cover the urine smell and even if it stinks, the organic gardener fanatics will love it.

I don't like to criticize people but please find another nice job that does not include urine or animal products.

 

[Juherianto]

I can't stop laughing this is so funny and creative LOL

 

[Luca Jones]

Can you please stop posting golden methods like these so they dont get saturated? Thanks.

 

[FinishLine]

Problem comes when you try to scale this up!

True...but would that make you Euro-Pee-n?

 

[nirajjoshi]

Hope you are taking some electrolyte supplements if you are producing 10 gallons of piss per day.

 

[polecat]

I am not sure if you know it but it's meant to be a common practice by people who get drug tests for jobs if they take weed or something else they pay people to give the urine then they supply it to the police or someone else for the inspection then they pass it while high on drugs or so.

 

[Pardesi]

Have you thought of scaling it up? Like, ask your neighbours to pee for you. Then your society, then the whole city.
Damn! this just keeps scaling up. You gonna be a piss millionaire soon.

 

[JavascriptPufferfish]

the 2k/month methods the newbies were all asking for. now only their laziness can stop them.

Don't fully close the cap or the bottle will explode.

did you learn that one by experience?

 

[WalangAlam]

the 2k/month methods the newbies were all asking for. now only their laziness can stop them.


did you learn that one by experience?

Research. Fermentation = Explosion