A Monkey That Will Kick Your ASS!
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oldenstylehats
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That is one of the coolest things I have ever seen on YouTube.
Primates, FTW.
Primates, FTW.
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Haha, I'm glad you liked it. I thought it was pretty sweet, i'd like to see that monkey actually fight someone. Maybe like a white belt or something.
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Strength
In terms of raw strength we are puny compared to our distant animal 'cousins'.
The gene for high-power muscle is off in the human genome.
This means that any ape (or any other mammal for that matter) already has a considerable advantage over us.
How considerable?
An adult male chimp is pound for pound on average 5 times stronger than the average human.
5 times.
That sounds like a male chimp is equiped to kick pretty much anyones ass if he so wished.
Kill you with its bare hands most likely.
I also know that much of our muscle's capacity is 'latent' in our bodies. Muscles are 'limited' in the human body. We only have 'access' to around 55% of their potential power.
As I understand Russian trainers discovered methods to regain this latent capacity and thereby make their athletes stronger for the same muscle mass.
In terms of raw strength we are puny compared to our distant animal 'cousins'.
The gene for high-power muscle is off in the human genome.
This means that any ape (or any other mammal for that matter) already has a considerable advantage over us.
How considerable?
An adult male chimp is pound for pound on average 5 times stronger than the average human.
5 times.
That sounds like a male chimp is equiped to kick pretty much anyones ass if he so wished.
Kill you with its bare hands most likely.
I also know that much of our muscle's capacity is 'latent' in our bodies. Muscles are 'limited' in the human body. We only have 'access' to around 55% of their potential power.
As I understand Russian trainers discovered methods to regain this latent capacity and thereby make their athletes stronger for the same muscle mass.
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Haha, they may not need Karate but its damn awesome that this one is learning it.
We could create an army of monkey hit men, think of the possibilities.
The Scarlet Pimp
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Better hope they don't turn on you... 
tsp
tsp
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Better hope they don't turn on you...
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I'll use some monkey mind control serum, hopefully that will do the trick.
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oldenstylehats
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Another pretty crazy story is the story of Nim Chimpsky, named after the godfather of modern linguistics and anarchist, Noam Chomsky:
Code:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nim_Chimpsky
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AnImALmoTheR
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only in thailand...
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Smitty,
Check out this monkey. I showed this at a meeting.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=WFqr3_frh3Q
Lol. It still makes me laugh.
Check out this monkey. I showed this at a meeting.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=WFqr3_frh3Q
Lol. It still makes me laugh.
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Your asking for a world of hurting if you ever square off w/one of those hairy little bastards.
They have the strength of like four or five men, add to that, the one in the vid appears to be a white belt.
You ever hear when they get really spazzed out and start screaming high pitched, that would be a swift & loud death my friend.
They have the strength of like four or five men, add to that, the one in the vid appears to be a white belt.
You ever hear when they get really spazzed out and start screaming high pitched, that would be a swift & loud death my friend.
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I fought a small monkey when I was about 12, it was a good match. The monkey eventually backed down.
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