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A Monkey That Will Kick Your ASS!

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by Smitty, Jun 4, 2008.

  1. Smitty

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    Haha, ok I have never seen this video until today.

    I realize it is real old, but damn is it funny.

    hxxp://youtube.com/watch?v=z_Z_ZnFDQg4

    and

    hxxp://youtube.com/watch?v=_kRb06w_XPo


    Think you could take him?
     
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    oldenstylehats Elite Member Premium Member

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    That is one of the coolest things I have ever seen on YouTube.

    Primates, FTW.
     
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    Haha, I'm glad you liked it. I thought it was pretty sweet, i'd like to see that monkey actually fight someone. Maybe like a white belt or something.
     
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    You wanna see how strong these buggers are? If anyone didn't hear about this story, check this out. This was big news a couple years ago. Trust me, they have no need for karate.
    hxxp://abclocal.go.com/kabc/story?section=news/local&id=3620047
     
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    Strength
    In terms of raw strength we are puny compared to our distant animal 'cousins'.

    The gene for high-power muscle is off in the human genome.

    This means that any ape (or any other mammal for that matter) already has a considerable advantage over us.
    How considerable?
    An adult male chimp is pound for pound on average 5 times stronger than the average human.
    5 times.
    That sounds like a male chimp is equiped to kick pretty much anyones ass if he so wished.
    Kill you with its bare hands most likely.

    I also know that much of our muscle's capacity is 'latent' in our bodies. Muscles are 'limited' in the human body. We only have 'access' to around 55% of their potential power.
    As I understand Russian trainers discovered methods to regain this latent capacity and thereby make their athletes stronger for the same muscle mass.
     
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    Yah like Pavel, that guy is a f'in machine.
     
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    Haha, they may not need Karate but its damn awesome that this one is learning it.

    We could create an army of monkey hit men, think of the possibilities.
     
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    Better hope they don't turn on you... :D

    tsp
     
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    I'll use some monkey mind control serum, hopefully that will do the trick.
     
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    LMAO....yeah, it was called Deca-Durabolin, Test Cypionate, Dianabol, Anadrol.....
     
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    Another pretty crazy story is the story of Nim Chimpsky, named after the godfather of modern linguistics and anarchist, Noam Chomsky:
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    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nim_Chimpsky
     
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    i like the video of a monkey riding a motorcycle

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=r5uS2eCtiUQ
     
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    Haha, thats a quick little bike.
     
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    Haha, gotta love how the monkey tosses him in the drink.

    Nice.
     
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    Your asking for a world of hurting if you ever square off w/one of those hairy little bastards.

    They have the strength of like four or five men, add to that, the one in the vid appears to be a white belt.

    You ever hear when they get really spazzed out and start screaming high pitched, that would be a swift & loud death my friend.
     
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    I fought a small monkey when I was about 12, it was a good match. The monkey eventually backed down.
     
  19. AnImALmoTheR

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    It?s rude to call the girl next door a monkey? :p