How can I get a sugarmummy/Cougar?

My mum is looking for a well hung SEO expert, with a lambo, gold rings, and good taste, is that you? I'll PM you her number :D
 
You have to be extremely attractive. Thats it. Literally the only thing that matters. Anyone who says otherwise is coping. That is you must be
1. very fit
2. low bodyfat, and also
3. facially handsome.

Have a 6-pack so think that makes you hot shit? Think again ugly!

Most men think they are 9s, 8s, 7s when really most 18-30 year old men are 4s LOL.

As far as a sugar momma - keep dreaming. You better be top 99.9999th %ile for a WOMAN to PAY to be with you.

Top 90th %ile then you could get a sugar daddy that makes it worth your while.

But statistically you are probably neither.

Funny because you are probably in the average 4-6 range and think because youre straight you expect a sugar momma / cougar situation LOL.

Beggars can’t be choosers.
 
This brightened up an otherwise shit night for me, if you have any luck let me know ;)
 
you should be very handsome and fit like Chris Hemsworth if you need to ask this then there is 90% probability that you're ugly no offense :D
 
Go to AA/NA meetings in a second tier city and insert yourself into the void the poor lady is trying to fill with drugs or booze. You gotta figure that for someone to be stupid enough to pay for a rookie, wanna-be man ho... than logic would suggest they would already be spendin all their cash on a stash.


A great book everyone should read to understand how us average folks (and wanna be hoes) think and work is the great

PIMP by Iceberg Slim.


A great book for those facing burnout and feeling bad for themselves, remember this everyone.

Pimpin ain't easy....

SEO can be if you can read and work hard.
 
I wonder how Iceberg would have done with the internet cams?

Prolly terrible but I'll digress.
 
my buddy said hes got sugar mommas buying him google plus cards lmao it has me wondering lmao like these must be some old as btchs
 
Youth is what matters.

The one thing all older ladies (35+) want that none of them can have is being younger again themselves, because female beauty is so heavily tied to youth, and because the vast majority of people are pathologically self-centered.

This manifests in them frothing over younger guys (27 and below). As mentioned looks are important, but it's youth that really motivates them because it's the closest thing they have a their own personal fountain of youth (fucking younger guys makes them feel younger), and so I would say that as long as you were more physically and personally attractive than most other guys your age and you're younger than 30, that many cougars would happily go for you.

They're not holding out for the perfect 10/10 younger guy, just one that doesn't look like a foot and isn't overweight or has social anxiety.

If you're athletic, and most importantly, you have a youthful demeanour (excitable, you find it easy to have fun with people, confident but not necessarily typically alpha) then you'd do well with a lot of cougars that are actively looking for a young pole to sit on young guy to hang out with.
 
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Move to New York, plenty of lonely single rich women out there.
 
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