This is how my date went today

Abudence

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On that Facebook date app I matched with this girl months ago but I got off the Facebook dating thing bc I didn't care too much for dating during the pandemic and was more interested in spending all my money on dropshipping FB ads.

This girl on FB was skinny and like a 7 out of 10. Cute face and skinny body plus the same age as me which is upper 20's. Let's also add she had a degree and full time job. Her description said she works out and does yoga and wants someone special there to do those things with her. ME ME ME!

Okay so a week ago I got back on the Facebook dating thing and decided to hit that girl up only bc she was the most attractive that lived closes to me. She was online and replied the same day several times which made me second thought she was a scam but she shot me her digits and I gave her a voice call. We talked on the phone and she seemed like a normal girl that I would nsfw.

After that call we texted. We ended up getting on the phone again because she called me. She talked a lot about her life and asked questions about mine. I ended up saying that her and I should meetup. Our plan was for me to go pick her up at her house then go on a date in town to eat somewhere. She sent me her address. I went to her house which had zillow history showing it valued at $210k. I texted her I was in her driveway. After about three minutes this big monster looking thing walks out of the front door and started heading my direction. My eyes were wide open and I got in fight or flight mode. I throw my car in reverse and back out of that driveway shaking and thinking this was a big mistake. That monster would of ate me for dinner if it was to get any closer. I drove off and that number started calling me and left me a voice mail pretty much confirming that monster was her. My friends say she catfished me and their right. I'm through with online dating
 
Girl must be desperate to catfish you - and you must be desperate for love.
We've all been there OP - may you have your post nut clarity after a good wank to think about what you should do with your life.

P.S. - Try a hooker, I tried one and got introduced to a real woman (not a hooker, but the hooker's relative)
 
I couldn't imagine dating someone and knowing how much their house is worth and everything about their life even before you meet them face to face. Black mirror shit.
 
@HootSEO Good job man, or else this time the monster would have made you eat it :) You'd really be going to town, wining and dining at the Y!
 
Big girls need love too.. Many of us on here would love to be in your position after all with a $210K house she has good MONEY! Unless you are rich yourself.. ALWSAYS go for the MONEY :)
 
At least they didn't ask for money. That's all I get on those sites.
 
I totally understand you feeling cheated and even I would have left the place probably. I don't get the part where you're body shaming her, calling her monster and everything. Not cool. Just my personal opinion.
 
Girl must be desperate to catfish you - and you must be desperate for love.
We've all been there OP - may you have your post nut clarity after a good wank to think about what you should do with your life.

P.S. - Try a hooker, I tried one and got introduced to a real woman (not a hooker, but the hooker's relative)
So you get to fuck both of them? :smirk: Lucky bastard!
 
Girl must be desperate to catfish you - and you must be desperate for love.
We've all been there OP - may you have your post nut clarity after a good wank to think about what you should do with your life.

P.S. - Try a hooker, I tried one and got introduced to a real woman (not a hooker, but the hooker's relative)

I've never even seen a hooker in real life. I live in a rural area too where there isn't much more than farm life. If I paid a hooker for sex I think I would just talk to her the entire time about life. When I was younger I might have thought of things like that but I sure wouldn't be smart enough to generate sex leads.

At least they didn't ask for money. That's all I get on those sites.

On Facebook it has this free dating thing. If it wasn't for Facebook I wouldn't have a dating profile.

I totally understand you feeling cheated and even I would have left the place probably. I don't get the part where you're body shaming her, calling her monster and everything. Not cool. Just my personal opinion.

Sorry bro. If I said she came out walking towards me and I started shaking and left out without the monster part it would sound like a whole different narrative but still funny as crap
 
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