Hey Ruck, great conversation-starter!
I'm a 23 year old guy from Arkansas (and YOU'RE embarrassed to live in Kansas!?

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Surprisingly, it's not as bad here as people think. I've lived here my entire life (except for the time I moved to California after graduation..but after 3 months of crackheads and hookers and thugs in Fresno, I came back.)
There's some weird folks who live up in the mountains, but they're the only ones that fit the 'hillbilly' profile. The worst you'll find in a city like mine is rednecks, with their Wranglers and 10-gallon cowboy hats. But most people our age are exactly as you'd expect, just with a southern accent.
Anyway, none of that has anything to do with what I do for fun...
I used to do drugs, heavily. Research chemicals, etc. Then I went crazy. :|
Now, I have two children and a brand new life. My eldest son is only a year and a half, and my youngest is 7 months. I watch my brother-in-law's children during the weekdays, a 3 year old girl and a 21 month old boy.
I sit on the computer most of the day listening to Kottonmouth Kings and Boy Hits Car, trying to make some extra money. I enjoy my life as a work-at-home dad.
I'm not able to get out much anymore, so that's it. I sit here, watch kids, and make money. From time to time, when the kids are away, some friends come over and we "party".
I suppose there's not much more to say about my life at this point in time.
I've enjoyed reading more about you guys!