When did it become so easy to get laid?

So how much is market price for squeezing boobs of hot blonde in London?
£5? £20?
 
Why call someone a slut when you don't even know them.
How many of you would give a stressed out stranger money to help them get home safe and sound? Maybe she just appreciated the gesture? Or maybe she just really liked me. Also prostiutes don't hang out in workout attire at 7:30 in the morning :)

For your gf's sake, break up with her. She deserves better.

That has to be the most self-righteous and extreme thing to say... Break up you relationship for wanting to help someone get home are you for real? I was clearly being sarcastic about cheating. I'm not bragging but it was just such a strange experience and wondered if anyone has ever been in a similar situation :rolleyes:
 
Personal opinion: she's either a con artist trying to scam you in some way, or she's just crazy. I don't think any sane person would throw themself at someone just like this without second purposes.
 
her Pimp will come to you at night and take your money for making out with her watch out.
 
She's probably an affiliate of the local STD clinic.

lead magnet - free grope
Downsell - £5
Upsell 1 - Paid sex
Upsell 2 - Monthly subscription for paid sex
aff: local STD Clinic

Thank me later for this funnel.
Oh my God, this is funny lmaaaoooo. Seeing affiliate marketing and ecommerce eveywhere now :weep::D:D:D
 
wtf
You should have fucked her right on the car not even spending time to get it.
I and disappointed.
 
She's probably an affiliate of the local STD clinic.

lead magnet - free grope
Downsell - £5
Upsell 1 - Paid sex
Upsell 2 - Monthly subscription for paid sex
aff: local STD Clinic

Thank me later for this funnel.
And occasionally a free blowy to keep him engaged.
 
Did you gave her the money? if so, i think she won some bet, or something.
 
I am down south to see my best friend, was getting some stuff from the local shop around the corner and literally opposite a tube station minding my own business when out of nowhere comes a beautiful blonde girl, with a slender, athletic figure wearing a low cut top and leggings that literally blocked my path. She didn't waste anytime and asked if I had any money to give her. She looked a little desperate to get home, I don't know why she picked me but I said all my change is in my car some 200 yards away. I could visibly see all her curves on such an outfit on a hot and humid day it clinged to her body.

She walked with me to the car and decided to help herself and jumped in lol. She laughed and said it's too cozy to leave but I can't navigate around london for shit. I said I can't drop you but you're welcome to stay - as a joke (she took it seriously and actually grabbed my hand and put it on her boob). She was fucking hot but I have a girlfriend. I didn't know what to do so I squeezed her boob and she leaned in and kissed me. I don't mean to sound like a weirdo but she had a really compelling aroma, I can't explain it but just enjoyed the moment.
She realised i'm not local, I explained the situation that i'm visiting relatives, and she insisted i go show her but I said they won't let me bring anyone back like that (fuck that guy, he would be jealous af). So instead she gave me her digit and asked me to keep in touch, took the money and left.
Before she entered the station ramp underground she looked back and smiled at me.

Now i'm looking at her IG profile and wow she's one of those boho type chicks. Doesn't appear to have a boyfriend.

If you were in this kind of situation, what would you do - would you do? I am here for two days. These opportunities don't come by all the time but i'm not sure if it's worth cheating on my gf at the same time.

I am confused!
I think that you are not confused. Obviously you are crazy.
 
Chicks in London are more direct.

Not sure if the one you were talking to was just into you or if she was a lady of the night (i.e a whore aka hooker). But chicks are def. more direct in London.

And ignore all the bussies - smash if you want. You're a man, just make sure you don't get caught.
 
Why call someone a slut when you don't even know them.
How many of you would give a stressed out stranger money to help them get home safe and sound? Maybe she just appreciated the gesture? Or maybe she just really liked me. Also prostiutes don't hang out in workout attire at 7:30 in the morning :)

She's testing out her creatives mate. Once she optimizes for conversions she's gonna day-part and scale hard.
 
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