When did it become so easy to get laid?

IamNRE said:

Chicks in London are more direct.

Not sure if the one you were talking to was just into you or if she was a lady of the night (i.e a whore aka hooker). But chicks are def. more direct in London.

And ignore all the bussies - smash if you want. You're a man, just make sure you don't get caught.

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Hanzo_AA said:

Haha well not going to lie a sexy cockney voice does tend to grow on you

I don't think they'll be any smashing but i'm glad I think i've made a new friend down here

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Azaan said:

You like the cockney accent?

I think you need to see a doctor

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Azaan said:

You like the cockney accent?

I think you need to see a doctor

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sumair7230 said:

you wouldn't be finding her that hot if u were that loyal to ur gf

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FriendlyPufferfish said:

Why would a thread like this get revived 3 months later lol

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nakamura said:

and you wouldn't dig out a 4 months old thread if it wouldnt be for the post count

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Hanzo_AA said:

I am down south to see my best friend, was getting some stuff from the local shop around the corner and literally opposite a tube station minding my own business when out of nowhere comes a beautiful blonde girl, with a slender, athletic figure wearing a low cut top and leggings that literally blocked my path. She didn't waste anytime and asked if I had any money to give her. She looked a little desperate to get home, I don't know why she picked me but I said all my change is in my car some 200 yards away. I could visibly see all her curves on such an outfit on a hot and humid day it clinged to her body.

She walked with me to the car and decided to help herself and jumped in lol. She laughed and said it's too cozy to leave but I can't navigate around london for shit. I said I can't drop you but you're welcome to stay - as a joke (she took it seriously and actually grabbed my hand and put it on her boob). She was fucking hot but I have a girlfriend. I didn't know what to do so I squeezed her boob and she leaned in and kissed me. I don't mean to sound like a weirdo but she had a really compelling aroma, I can't explain it but just enjoyed the moment.
She realised i'm not local, I explained the situation that i'm visiting relatives, and she insisted i go show her but I said they won't let me bring anyone back like that (fuck that guy, he would be jealous af). So instead she gave me her digit and asked me to keep in touch, took the money and left.
Before she entered the station ramp underground she looked back and smiled at me.

Now i'm looking at her IG profile and wow she's one of those boho type chicks. Doesn't appear to have a boyfriend.

If you were in this kind of situation, what would you do - would you do? I am here for two days. These opportunities don't come by all the time but i'm not sure if it's worth cheating on my gf at the same time.

I am confused!

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ChesterF said:

Pretty sure she was just trying to steal your phone.

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