SEO for an illegal business?

[John Levinson]

I am a weed dealer in South Korea, where Marijuana use is highly illegal. Because of this, competing dealers advertise using Twitter, Pinterest, Flickr, Wattpad, and Medium with keywords like "한국 떨 (korea weed)" and "대마초 구매 (purchasing marijuana)."
If I wanted to get on top of those keywords, what would I have to do? Should I make a website unlike the other dealers that use Twitter and Pinterest's search indexing?

 

[SirLouen]

You can always present it as a somewhat legal content (informational mostly). Inside you can introduce some CTA that moves you business.

It's never illegal to talk about things (even suicide, weapons, violence, or any other controversial topic), and Mr. G is generally very happy with this.

From there you can move on, by applying any whitehat methods like in any other post about SEO in this forum

 

[Exiled™]

How do you sell it then? Directly or?
No wifi in jail dude , Trust me ...

 

[shelly Shelly]

You can create 2 websites.
1 - to sell your products.
2 - sharing useful information with ethical content. then you can add a small description linking to the site 1 showing that's where you can purchase good stuff.

You can do SEO to the 2nd site and hopefully will get indexed on plantforms.

 

[DMcNeil]

dark net has its own search engines. Try those. there is no way any mainstream engine worth it salt will let you rank for more than a glitch worth of time.

 

[OlafRustle]

Make a google site parasite for maximum irony

 

[Deleted member 1333509]

Dealers really trust getting hit up by "customers" from Google searches? What in the absolute f*.. jail must be pretty nice in South Korea.

 

[mindcrimes]

Just rank and rent instead, seems like a less dangerous way of doing things Do any of those competitors of yours ship to EU? haha!

 

[Exiled™]

Just rank and rent instead, seems like a less dangerous way of doing things Do any of those competitors of yours ship to EU? haha!

PM me for more info

/joke

 

[WebTG]

Earning less is better than going jail. I would suggest you to do something legal. Shut down the weed business.

 

[John Levinson]

How do you sell it then? Directly or?
No wifi in jail dude , Trust me ...

Haha! Most dealers will actually leave their telegram ids. After bitcoin payment, the dealer will hide the drugs within 30 minutes of the designated location and give them the coordinates.

 

[John Levinson]

You can always present it as a somewhat legal content (informational mostly). Inside you can introduce some CTA that moves you business.

It's never illegal to talk about things (even suicide, weapons, violence, or any other controversial topic), and Mr. G is generally very happy with this.

From there you can move on, by applying any whitehat methods like in any other post about SEO in this forum

This method definitely seems like what the dealer thats currently #1 on Google is using. Thank you very much!

 

[Polish4G]

Acquiring links must be very difficult: D

 

[Exiled™]

Haha! Most dealers will actually leave their telegram ids. After bitcoin payment, the dealer will hide the drugs within 30 minutes of the designated location and give them the coordinates.

Hahaha , something like geocaching game

 

[Deleted member 1184445]

Ok that was unexpected.
Is this kind of thread even allowed?

 

[TomTheCat]

Ok that was unexpected.
Is this kind of thread even allowed?

Yes. The guy asked how he can make SEO to his own business.

 

[Hodor Man]

Stop telling the guy what to do and mind your own business, the man is asking for SEO guidance not business morals.

 

[proxygo]

Ok that was unexpected.
Is this kind of thread even allowed?

well as hes not selling here but looking how to seo
it, hes doing nothing wrong here

 

[Sweely]

I would go for a parasite like Medium.com if I was in your case. Try targeting local keywords, not just on the South Korea level but city level as well.

That business must be fun to run

 

[SonOfBhw]

South Korean police want to know your location