Landlord problem—need helps

[Jack Attack]

Oi lads...


oi goats mi problem right here.


so oi just move into a new home i did.
oi got backs after mi work with mi rocks. it was a long ass day it was.

when oi get backs, oi see mi landlord stevens standing in d doorway. oi was like, wtf????


so mi landlord look hangry. e looks at mi at say jack oi i need yous to looks at sumethings. e grabs mi hand and takes mi to mi kitchen. e say look jack, wut u c here?


oi confused and say oi no see a thing. e say look close, u c that hole there jack? why u pork mi house?
oi was like wuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut? u tell mi oi pork a house? e say yea.


oi i never do no such thing, that oi never done!!! e say e want mi outta mi house bi next month. mi look into uk renter laws but find nothing on landlord evicting for porkin a house, WITCH OI NEVER DID IN MI LIFE!!!


any1 no of this happening to them? oi dont wanna lose mi home again. oi jus got it.

 

[Mr Positive]

You need English lessons I can’t understand anything

 

[Compazz]

pass your land lord a puff he will understand and not oi your ass.

 

[John4life2017]

You need English lessons I can’t understand anything

Lol

 

[toshi]

i can't understand as well...painful to read , i guess you must had sent some text message to your landlord and he got pissed

 

[Deleted member 1107112]

Your Landlord might be angry because of your English

 

[Swagmonster]

Dump your landlord.
Rental crisis in the world, people not buying.
Rents go down
More money for puff puff.

 

[TheVigilante]

Your Landlord might be angry because of your English

no he is just trolling

 

[Deleted member 1107112]

no he is just trolling

Ikr

 

[Jack Attack]

You need English lessons I can’t understand anything

mi landlord thinks oi put mi willy in a hole in the house...

he say that the only way a hole get in the wall. but oi never do such a thing.

pass your land lord a puff he will understand and not oi your ass.

oi dont puff on nothing

i can't understand as well...painful to read , i guess you must had sent some text message to your landlord and he got pissed

no text, landlord not like that no he dont.

Dump your landlord.
Rental crisis in the world, people not buying.
Rents go down
More money for puff puff.

thank u for the advice mate!!!! at least a person here wants to help mi...….

Your Landlord might be angry because of your English

highest marks in English mate. oi rite like oi talk is all dont u forget it.

no he is just trolling

call 999 on me bruv. uk antitrolling laws bruv. oi cant be trolling bruv. chuffed bruv. Essex bruv.

 

[Jack Attack]

update...….. landlord stevens just stopped by mi house again. he tell me oi need to stop calling him bean and oi need to fix the hole, but oi hasnt got a door knob to fill it. he tell me he found empty vaseline from BOOTS and he see me put the vaseline in mi hole in wall, but oi never done such a thing.

oi need to come off to look at me renters rights. this shite bruv oi cant believe it happen to me.

—Jack off

 

[TheVigilante]

update...….. landlord stevens just stopped by mi house again. he tell me oi need to stop calling him bean and oi need to fix the hole, but oi hasnt got a door knob to fill it. he tell me he found empty vaseline from BOOTS and he see me put the vaseline in mi hole in wall, but oi never done such a thing.

oi need to come off to look at me renters rights. this shite bruv oi cant believe it happen to me.

—Jack off

you deserve it!