BrandingCat
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I was thinking I am the only lost man on this earth, ok maybe I go toilet after the first cigarette, but in other words, I do the same as you.
First thing you do in the morning ?
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I was thinking I am the only lost man on this earth, ok maybe I go toilet after the first cigarette, but in other words, I do the same as you.
Billy Batts
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I usually need to go to the toilet after the fist coffee
SMIDAF16
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Truer words have never been spoken.I usually need to go to the toilet after the first coffee
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Drink water, pop tumeric pills and apple cider vinegar pills for anti-inflammatory + detoxification. Down a lemon water. Take a black coffee to my coffee area and meditate for 10 mins, then do 10 mins of nback training, little exercise, then an hour's reading, then fast and work for the day.
rafalszrajnert
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I must wake up so I drink water, then coffe and I do some light cardio watching news or reading a book. by the way , yes that guy on a slider is me http://fitaktiv.pl/ so I recomend this type of morning rituals
Ravzar
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Maybe I can try but not sure is your wife hot?
rafalszrajnert
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hahaha
Tyrone Whitacher
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Coffee. Where's my fucking coffee. Get the fuck out of my WAY! Make my way to the coffee maker. Dogs want out. Fuck you, dogs. Coffee. Water. Filter. SHIT! fucking COFFEE FILTERS ARE STUCK TOGETHER. Fucking coffee filters. Fuck it. 1 and 1/2 scoops. No, 2 scoops. Okay fine fuck it, 1 3/4. C'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon... Fucking slow ass coffee maker. Should clean it out with vinegar today.
COME ON! goddam coffee maker. Fucking dogs. Get the fuck out. Where's my cup? Where's my GODDAM CUP? Fuck, it's in the sink, sitting in an inch of greasy soap water from yesterday. Fucking nasty ass water. Fly floating in the water. Fucking fly. Gross. Wash the cup. Rinse the cup. Where's the GODDAM TOWEL. Fuck. One of the cats knocked it on to the floor. Fuck it. Dry off the cup. There's 1/2 cup in the pitcher. Good enough. Pour coffee into cup. Now where's my desk, and my computer. And my cigarettes...
COME ON! goddam coffee maker. Fucking dogs. Get the fuck out. Where's my cup? Where's my GODDAM CUP? Fuck, it's in the sink, sitting in an inch of greasy soap water from yesterday. Fucking nasty ass water. Fly floating in the water. Fucking fly. Gross. Wash the cup. Rinse the cup. Where's the GODDAM TOWEL. Fuck. One of the cats knocked it on to the floor. Fuck it. Dry off the cup. There's 1/2 cup in the pitcher. Good enough. Pour coffee into cup. Now where's my desk, and my computer. And my cigarettes...
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Billy Batts
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Yeah man, it was awesome! Currently playing the Witcher 3 from the beginning with all expansion packs and some mods but only like one day in the week/2 weeks cuz otherwise I get nothing done
Myst3ry
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You can run but you can't hide forever!
Yes, she is. wanna join for a threesum? we have been looking for a partner
FappingGuru
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I fap twice before I get out of bed.
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I also have sex, with this guy's wife