How would you like to die?

[Ladity]

3 ways I'd like to kick the bucket:

1. A parachute not opening.
2. Getting caught in the gears of a combine.
3. Having my nuts bitten off by a Laplander.

My big achivement: either a) at least 10 ex-wifes and a bunch of kids (never bothered to count them) OR b) scorched earth. Either way, doomsday's coming - Yeeha!

 

[savobaby]

when I die bury me in my mercedes!

 

[Zwielicht]

If I could control it, I'd want one of the mall ninja fantasy deaths where I'm doing Blade moves and taking out bad guys.

Right before I defeat the main dude, I say some genuine badass line...

Then finish him and melodramatically collapse on my knees in the rain before dying from my wounds.

After my death, I'd want a police office to walk up to my corpse, look down, and say, "It wasn't the airplanes... It was Beauty killed the Beast".

 

[Reyadmunshy]

no body would like this to do.

 

[lacifitra]

If I could control it, I'd want one of the mall ninja fantasy deaths where I'm doing Blade moves and taking out bad guys.

Right before I defeat the main dude, I say some genuine badass line...

Then finish him and melodramatically collapse on my knees in the rain before dying from my wounds.

After my death, I'd want a police office to walk up to my corpse, look down, and say, "It wasn't the airplanes... It was Beauty killed the Beast".

So basically Spike Spiegel?

 

[Zwielicht]

So basically Spike Spiegel?

I don't know what that is and that video is long, but I skipped to the death part.

Yeah, going out with a "bang" (literally, he said 'bang' in that video). That's exactly it, but with the King Kong line at the end.

 

[lacifitra]

I don't know what that is and that video is long, but I skipped to the death part.

Yeah, going out with a "bang" (literally, he said 'bang' in that video). That's exactly it, but with the King Kong line at the end.

You should watch Cowboy Bebop if you have the time, basically Spike went there to take out his own mafia organization after an ex member took over it & his ex-girlfriend backstabbed him. They all thought he was dead, but came back to take responsibility for what he created years ago. The anime is a timeless classic, just around 25 episodes.

The "Bang" is symbolizing that to this day, we don't know if he truly died or not. After all, it's been heavily hinted at that it's "all a bad dream"... every episode covers a new character following a heavy existential plot with fucking awesome jazz music.

 

[DanielOnYouTube]

I hope I die for 7 minutes or so, come back and tell people what happened while I was dead, and then die completely.

 

[macdonjo3]

by looking at the way people reacted to the news over the past week, over dosing in your apartment seems to be a real respected way to go

 

[IG Professor]

I would like to die while I am watching another lambo gold digger prank on youtube

 

[Jamesjohnson74]

https://theboxhouston.com/8586872/b...after-masturbating-42-times-without-stopping/
Found the article. What a way to go. (if it were true)

I read that article before, But I think it's fake. First, who is counting and second dry orgasm after 6 - 7 times.

 

[Aiman Khan]

I would like to be a very good and clean person before my death. Fully clean from my sins.

 

[lacifitra]

I read that article before, But I think it's fake. First, who is counting and second dry orgasm after 6 - 7 times.

The mother, duh.

 

[bahoz290]

I wish I'd die before I saw my loved ones die.

 

[BrandingCat]

Before I wake up or somehow fast and easy.

I don't understand why so many people prefer to suffer years just to stay alive, if I will be like that I kill myself.

 

[pastie]

I will like to die empty, making love to my favourite.

 

[lacifitra]

I wish I'd die before I saw my loved ones die.

Then you'd put them through the pain you're trying to avoid yourself, though.

 

[onlywin]

Surrounded by 20 naked phat ass, big tittied latinas

 

[lacifitra]

At 100 jumping from a plane naked with drones filming me live above the most deep location of the ocean without a parachute and my body to never be found again. I'd leave behind something good for humanity, I just don't know what for now.

Edit:
Just imagine, "THE GREAT MAN THAT *something good for humanity* JUMPED FROM A PLANE WEARING A PENIS COSTUME"

Yes, I want a penis costume now instead of being naked. Don't judge me.

That's... rather specific.

 

[webtechz]

i would like to die the normal way, because of age!