How lonely are you?

[FernandoAleixo]

There is a saying,: "If you want a friend, you have to BE a friend."

Sounds like you have a lack of self-confidence. Start taking guitar lessons. That builds self-confidence and impresses the ladies.

In the meantime, get a dog. You can't go wrong with a dog.

Best of luck to you - "Wiz"

This is so true, so many people in this world that are too self-focused and don't think about the person on her side! Friendship is about exchange, don't be selfish!

 

[Zwielicht]

I have a few online friends and a couple of offline friends I talk to once every couple of years, but that's about it.

But don't feel bad, OP. Just put on some sunglasses, hop in your car, and bump "Born Alone, Die Alone" 'round town.

I seldom go out on weekends, if I do it's with my brother, the only person I hang out with.

What's wrong with that? You've got a friend right there!

Buy a '67 Impala, take a trip across your country with your bother, and go solve some mysteries together.

 

[Jayrnotes]

Don't have too many friends. 10 maximum close friends your life will be good.

Wanna socialize and improve social presence - Start volunteering.
Wanna get laid? Always go after less attractive girls in the gang. Go join a dancing Class or acrobat/yoga class.

Or make a shit load of money

 

[awesomewebsites]

I currently have very less friends. I do not blame it to them, it is very much my fault as I could not give time to them.

 

[Degen]

What you talking about? This is the number 1 forum!



You can see either Dr Greenthumb, or get some LSD prescribed to you.



Thats actually a great suggestion, simple, yet effective!



U should think about donating your brain to science, its one of the best out there!



Who wasn't a shoplifter? I shoplifted pornos for a policemans son, lol



Kind words, thank u



So true ladies always like to talk,



Name one more important thing than getting laid then? Isn't everyone aloud a little(?) fun



Dude some on, if you actually cheked a real pic of each of us, you would match with a quantom nano particle!



Find friends, and this will happen naturally



Whats your opionon on this borg lady who watches us?

eating is probably most important thing, procreation is something some people shouldn't consider ever doing.. but that is my 2 cent.

 

[Deleted member 719276]

I always eat dogs meat but nothing happened to me , still lonely !

don't eat me dear

 

[BacklinkzTopper]

Well I was too shy during my childhood with no friends around

 

[pro2max]

The more rejections you get from girls the more confident you get and eventually you will stop giving a shit about what other people think

 

[tompots]

I haven't had a friend since I was 15..

Are you for real?

I have never dated anybody. Never sent a nude or kissed someone..

Nudes are the best thing about the internet.

Nobody ever texts me. I don't really have any social media because there's no point; I wouldn't have any followers or likes because nobody knows me..

Get a social media so people will then.

I go to college and I see people making friends or talking with one another, and it kills me. They aren't quivering with anxiety, how come I do?.

Bro you got to get over that crap, I mean really? What do you have to lose if they don't like you, so what....

Nobody else really tries to befriend me, and if they do, I feel like I muck it up..

Do you take showers?

I seldom go out on weekends, if I do it's with my brother, the only person I hang out with..

Dose he take showers or smell funny?

I'm extremely bad at conversations because I rarely have them. And then when I'm awkward I beat myself up about it and I feel even worse I don't want to try again. I just want to be invisible.

See a doctor and have them give you something.

 

[Deleted member 719276]

Are you for real?

I'm a real dog, yes!

Nudes are the best thing about the internet.

I agree, especially nude poodles.

Get a social media so people will then.

Thanks! I will create social media profiles.

Bro you got to get over that crap, I mean really? What do you have to lose if they don't like you, so what....

Absolutely, I have nothing to lose + I'm a yellow dog after all.

Do you take showers?

I've been taking cold showers since I was born, they make my dog skin feel better and I'm energized throughout the whole day.

Dose he take showers or smell funny?

Brother Pankesh smells like chicken tikka masala, but he's not funny.

See a doctor and have them give you something.

I'll see the vet and let you know later.

 

[theRevolt]

I haven't had a friend since I was 15.

I have never dated anybody. Never sent a nude or kissed someone.

Nobody ever texts me. I don't really have any social media because there's no point; I wouldn't have any followers or likes because nobody knows me.

I go to college and I see people making friends or talking with one another, and it kills me. They aren't quivering with anxiety, how come I do?

Nobody else really tries to befriend me, and if they do, I feel like I muck it up.

I seldom go out on weekends, if I do it's with my brother, the only person I hang out with.

I'm extremely bad at conversations because I rarely have them. And then when I'm awkward I beat myself up about it and I feel even worse I don't want to try again. I just want to be invisible.

I am so LONELY...

 

[Jayrnotes]

I'm a real dog, yes!


I agree, especially nude poodles.


Thanks! I will create social media profiles.


Absolutely, I have nothing to lose + I'm a yellow dog after all.


I've been taking cold showers since I was born, they make my dog skin feel better and I'm energized throughout the whole day.


Brother Pankesh smells like chicken tikka masala, but he's not funny.


I'll see the vet and let you know later.

 

[Heiko]

Nobody ever texts me. I don't really have any social media because there's no point; I wouldn't have any followers or likes because nobody knows me.

I go to college and I see people making friends or talking with one another, and it kills me. They aren't quivering with anxiety, how come I do?

Nobody else really tries to befriend me, and if they do, I feel like I muck it up.

Guess what dude, if you keep on feeling sorry for yourself that you have no friends you will get nowhere. It's not just that you don't have friends but it also seems that you have some self-esteem issues and people (especially woman) can sense that. They can sense that in the way you talk, your body language and your expression. One day you will have to face your fear of rejection, no matter if its for a business, a girlfriend, or a friend. You have to develop some self respect for yourself and tell yourself "I am a person of value, i deserve to be here" and if they can't see it, fuck them, their loss.

You should go to the mall and just randomly talk to people or practice eye contact with people. Like 50 people or so, and when you get comfortable doing that you can just say "hi" or "hello" to random people that smile back at you, heck maybe you even get into a deeper conversation with the other person. The key is to take action, and no matter if you talk to 50 people today or only to 1. Move yourself forward, , inch by inch, millimeter by millimeter.

 

[safeSEOboost]

You should go to the mall and just randomly talk to people or practice eye contact with people. Like 50 people or so,

Yes, until you get punched in the head, then come back home and create social accounts.

 

[Heiko]

Yes, until you get punched in the head, then come back home and create social accounts.

Why would someone punch you in the head for looking at them?

 

[awesomewebsites]

You should go to the mall and just randomly talk to people or practice eye contact with people. Like 50 people or so,r.

What is the name of your YouTube prank channel ?

 

[Heiko]

What is the name of your YouTube prank channel ?

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCsLiV4WJfkTEHH0b9PmRklw

 

[awesomewebsites]

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCsLiV4WJfkTEHH0b9PmRklw

Do not prank me here now. I am a lonely guy with limited time.

 

[Heiko]

Do not prank me here now. I am a lonely guy with limited time.

Sorry, ill pay you a beer if we ever meet at ungagged

 

[WorkingNow]

there are always mmorpg's, the OP would be the target customer