;) Can You Be My Friends :D?

[pewep]

Only laadiiieess please #sorrynotsorry Can you be my friends

I have nothing to offer but a big heart,

a big rooster

a rash on my..."plumbus" that's steadily been getting worse over the last 3 days.

Pls no weird stuff just girlss allowed.

Things I like (BUENO):

Ferrari
Money
I am Big Boy

NO BUENO:

Kissing
No Boys Allowed

Thank uuuuu Please post here I want a friend

 

[Heiko]

I can ask my GF, but you need to have a Dr. Title

 

[datsunguy]

I DEMAND A POLL.

 

[pewep]

I can ask my GF, but you need to have a Dr. Title

I have P H D

I DEMAND A POLL.

I've never been duck-curious but I won't deny the temptation is there.

 

[datsunguy]

I've never been duck-curious but I won't deny the temptation is there.

oh, you are missing out mate, have you heard about our corkscrew dicks?
here let me enlighten you:

to quote a cracked.com writer: "Ducks have the avian equivalent of nuclear stockpiling going on in their pants"
http://www.cracked.com/funny-2938-duck-rape/

 

[SpoonFeeder]

This girl wants to be friends with you @pewep

 

[datsunguy]

This girl wants to be friends with you @pewep

 

[Reaver]

This girl wants to be friends with you @pewep

Looks like @nikchaing in makeup.

 

[Walid333]

What did I just read

 

[rauza]

WutFace

 

[bartosimpsonio]

Coupon please.

 

[Peter Turner]

Me no ladiesss sirs, butts if me shows you my (fakes) clickbank sales reportss with my watermarked emailss and degreess in medicinesss from universitiesss of Madrass, can we be friendss?? Butts no talking shits and bullyingss please because your jealousy strengthens me mores and I ignoring and focus time on better things and positive peoples =D
!!!!

 

[sam.hunt0710]

Why no Poll Sir ??? @pewep please add poll too

 

[Red Soviet]

Ghost dmitri and wizard allready friend?

 

[umerjutt00]

lol. First you almost got caught by trying to meet an escort... Can't wait to see how this online route goes..