Suddenly, Weird Food Cravings Appear!

[swon]

For the last 4 days, I've been driving out to the Maverik gas station at 2 am just to get some Krispy Creme doughnuts.

So far I've been pulled over by the same cop twice in a row, and when asked where I am headed I told him I wanted to get some doughnuts both times, only to have him give me a suspicious look unsure if I was trolling him or speaking the truth.

Tonight, I am not sure if I should get doughnuts or stay at home.

 

[Reaver]

I will never live this down.

Ever.

Uh-huh, keep going.

 

[Reaver]

For the last 4 days, I've been driving out to the Maverik gas station at 2 am just to get some Krispy Creme doughnuts.

So far I've been pulled over by the same cop twice in a row, and when asked where I am headed I told him I wanted to get some doughnuts both times, only to have him give me a suspicious look unsure if I was trolling him or speaking the truth.

Tonight, I am not sure if I should get doughnuts or stay at home.

Lmao a cop suspicious of someone buying doughnuts.

Go get your doughnuts man. If he pulls you over again tell him you appreciate his service and offer to get him one along with a cup of coffee.

 

[littlewebdragon]

Uh-huh, keep going.

May I just ask and I quote:
"... one of Pewep's blue balls began glowing ..."

How many pair of balls does he have? And ummm how do you know this?

 

[Zwielicht]

I will never live this down.

Ever.

Perhaps one day I'll forget about it.

 

[Reaver]

Damn it.

I'm going to go sulk in my lair and eat my crusts before BTB's dog gets to them.

Perhaps one day I'll forget about it.

 

[Zwielicht]

May I just ask and I quote:
"... one of Pewep's blue balls began glowing ..."

How many pair of balls does he have? And ummm how do you know this?

He has one pair of blue balls (2 balls total), but at that moment, one of the blue balls started glowing red, which led to his magic juice to gush out.

If both glow red, well...

 

[pewep]

Uh-huh, keep going.

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaHAHAHAH. God damn that is awesome, LOL! Ya'll play too.god.damn.much!

 

[Reaver]

How did this thread go from food cravings to balls?

 

[pewep]

How did this thread go from food cravings to balls?

Don't pretend to be so innocent. Your very first post was about "craving", "chocolate", "licking", "can't help myself", etc... You knew what you were doing.

 

[littlewebdragon]

He has one pair of blue balls (2 balls total), but at that moment, one of the blue balls started glowing red, which led to his magic juice to gush out.

If both glow red, well...

That's kind of an ending that was expected after blue balls

I'll leave you good review on Goodreads.

LMAO this might be just adult version of love story above.

 

[pewep]

He has one pair of blue balls (2 balls total), but at that moment, one of the blue balls started glowing red, which led to his magic juice to gush out.

I was laughing for a straight minute, LOL! That.sounds.really.painful.

 

[The Scarlet Pimp]

sounds similar to "pica" which is caused by vitamin/mineral deficiencies.

 

[umerjutt00]

That's a strange case. I do get cravings for my favorite food but never for the food I don't like... Again, there are very few things which I don't like.. so yeah,

 

[Zwielicht]

sounds similar to "pica" which is caused by vitamin/mineral deficiencies.

Actually, pica is a craving for inedible substances. For example, as a child I would often crave paper and ice (yeah, ice is considered inedible).

It's not always caused by a vitamin or mineral deficiency. In some cases, it's caused by certain mental health disorders.

 

[littlewebdragon]

When I get a craving for any food, even if I don't feel like it eating it, I'm just thinking of it this way. My body does not have a way to tell me: "Hey you are missing calcium, go take it!" but it does "say" it on other way like when all of the sudden I feel like eating cheese.