submission services

Hey, I want to know if and how can someone get fast approval on Dmoz and Yahoo directory. Is there any method that works? Or is there any paid service that guarantees fast approval?

I used to use Article Submitter to send out my Articles, but find the software has a few bugs and many of the Links don't seem to be updated regularly, so many of my Articles do not get seen. I was wondering if anyone knows of a reliable and cheap Outsourcing service that I can just submit my...