I've sold my house, my car, my dog, my kids and rented the missus out for a couple of months so I can dump all my cash into crypto!
I'm currently living in a tent outside McDonalds just to pick up the free wifi so I can keep an eye on my dead cert investment.
When I'm a billionaire I'll buy...
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